How do you sneeze?

Super loud and I almost fly forward 26
Medium sneeze 30
Quiet 5
I sound like a mouse 5
I sneeze numerous times in a row every time I sneeze 13
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  • howaminotmyself

    I sneeze medium loud. But several come out in quick succession. At least three, I think I average five or six. My record is about 12, and that is exhausting. I just hope I don't have to pee when I feel an attack coming on.

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  • Isabella80s

    For a minute, I thought you were asking for a kind of tutorial on how to sneeze.

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    • Gravy

      Aaahhh ferking so funny this post.

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  • Violently!

    I have a terrific yelling voice so when I sneeze it sounds almost like a battle cry and makes people very surprised/annoyed.

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    usually medium loud and 2 or 3 right in a row.

    My mother, when she sneezes, sounds like she's being murdered.

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    • Gravy

      ha ha :)

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  • Hippie

    I stomp when i sneeze. It's like
    " Ah-CHUH!" * STOMP*

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    • Avant-Garde

      Sometimes, I jump a little.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Someone once said to me. That was a sonic boom of a sneeze thanks for waking me up.

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    As loud as I possibly can, purposely because it can piss people off.

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  • dirtybirdy

    An adorable old lady that I clean for said, Birdy, you sneeze like a little kitten." Emphasis on the "tt's."

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  • davesumba

    every time i sneeze everyone looks at me like, "wtf just came out of your mouth" because apparently i sneeze weird/abnormal.

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  • Darkoil

    Very loudly. I've got a lot of problems with my nose because of the amount of punches I have taken on it and it has turned very sensitive. Very rarely I will have a complete sneezing fit where it can happen about 30-40 times in a row. One of my mates always takes the piss out of me because it once happened in a club and I ended up on my knees sneezing like a maniac.

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  • Sometimes through my ASS.

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    • Gravy

      you mean you sneeze so hard it blasts out both ends. but if you make to sneeze, ah ah, but fart, I'd laugh. matter of fact, going to do it to my girlfriend shit now.
      Honey, come here a moment pls darls.

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

    There aren't just different volumes, there are different ways too. There's the one where you actually go "hup-CHOO" out of your mouth, but there's also the one where you take most of the force on your teeth and it makes a really weird sound that I can't replicate in written form. I'm trying to convert to the former because the latter is hard on my teeth. Am I the only one who does this?

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  • dappled

    Loudly and in groups of three.

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  • anti-hero

    Between medium and loud usually 2 or 3 times in a row.

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  • ohplease

    Loud sneezes are annoying and embarassing!

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  • NothingxCrazy

    An old boss of mine would ALWAYS sneeze 7-8 times in a row a few times a day.. I guess it happens to his dad and brother too. Hah.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I never stopped to think about this until now. Sometimes, my sneezes are high-pitched and rapid fire while others it's lower and depending on how much mucus is in my nostrils makes a difference in sound and how much there is and the speed between each sneeze.

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  • ALCOHOLPOISONING

    Quitely thats how a person is nor rudeee

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