How do you simulate a blowjob?

Okay, I'm just curious. What's the best way to feel like your getting a blowjob, even though your not? How do you simulate it? And don't suggest using a vacuum cleaner, that hurts your d***. Thanks for your help.

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  • Jim_Pfoss

    I don't know how to simulate a BJ, but every time I pay my taxes i feel just like I'm getting f*cked in the ass.

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  • theytookthisone

    If you use a vacuum, it will rip your dick off

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  • cranberri

    i heard if you put your hands around your c0ck, and thrust into them with lots of lube... it's better than moving your hands. idk... i have a vagina....

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    • SendNudesPlease

      If you have a pussy and i have a dick why dont you blow me we will both find out how it feels 😘😘

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  • supercrazygerman

    go to the bank pull out $50 and GET A HOOKER

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  • Use a wet vacum cleaner lmfao
    Alternatively, have a wank and be done with it.

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  • handsignals

    are you the dude with the yellow vacuum?

    Why put that on xnxx, you need a hobby.

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  • What'sright

    Go to a sex toy shop or web site and buy a sex doll. Then you can fuck any way you want and she won't say NO.

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  • take your hand and lube it the make ur hand look like a v ( using your whole hand)slip it over your dick thats how i do it

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  • EJEscalade14

    It may sound gross but if you spit on your hand and masterbate, it will feel like the girl of your dreams is sucking and swallowing

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  • HighTillIDie

    Guys I figured out how to stimulate somewhat of a blowjob. All you need is lotion, place some in the center of your palm then squeeze your other hand over it like your clapping ( not like praying or interlacing fingers) try to create a suction between your hands then slide andyour soft or hard penis where the wrist meet . tru keeping the suction by squeezing softlty around the penis . practice keeping a suction in place and if done correctly you can move your hands up and down or fuck your hands and it feels somewhat like a blowjob, it feels great I recommend this technique .

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  • Wuggums47

    Tenga, google it.

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  • handsignals

    Those inflatable ones?

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