How do you reach suck your own c*ck?

I can just not reach my tip and was wondering if you have some suggestions

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Based on 89 votes (42 yes)
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  • TWATS

    Not unless you are a contortionist.

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  • moirawilliamson

    Rofl... but I am sorry to say you'd have to remove some ribs. Just hire a hoe or something lol.

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  • mrbrownfinger6

    Having a 10 inch cock helps :)

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    • misslonglegs

      If he had a 10 inch cock I would suck it for him gladly

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      • mrbrownfinger6

        You got kik messenger?

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        • misslonglegs

          Sorry never heard of it

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          • Handyman

            Would a six inch work?

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    • Steven0152

      can i suck on it

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  • hgjukbjk

    I heard one guy had some ribs taken out so he could.

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    • bucketfullofassholes

      Allegedly Marilyn Manson.

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  • Tweeker70

    My dick is 8inches long I have sucked mine before.

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  • maskofsanity

    This is pretty messed up

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  • Handyman

    If I could do it, then that is all I would want to do. Just imagine doing everything perfectly the way I want it.

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  • rltg4711

    Absolute heaps of suggestions you will be given into how to do what you would like to do. Forget them all because I and I alone have the answer. Allow me to take te head of your cock between my lips. Allow me to take all of you into my mouth, stroke you cock ever so gently, until you release all your cum. I will then, with a mouth full of your sweetnes, kiss you deeply and share your own cum, with you.

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  • stevethomp

    no, but, while laying on my back and putting my feet on floor behind my head, I have been able to piss in my mouth, milk precum into my mouth I even ejaculated into my mouth once. Unfortunately I am old now and can no longer do this maneuver anymore without having some back pain afterwords. But, I really wish I could suck my own cock.

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  • Bigbone

    WTF! Who the hell ever has the desire to suck their own cock?! How desperate are you? You must be an ugly gargoyle to not be able to find someone else to suck your cock. Geesh, if it's cock you wanna suck then suck someone else's cock... but your own is just strange.

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    • kasaikitsune12

      really strange.

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  • FeralDefiance

    Okay, here goes:

    You have to have both a fair amount of flexibity and a low amount of body fat. For me, I have to be around 10% body fat for it to be only mild discomfort and a good "over halfway in" of self-suckery, but of course your milage may vary. My plopper's 7 inches when activated, so anything from 5 up should be great. I'm pretty muscular, so that shouldn't be a hindrance if you're a lift-bro.

    As for flexibity, start stretching regularly, if you don't already. You can find plenty of cute routines to go through, but the most important stretches, I think, are butterflies and anything else involving compressing your stomach while streching your legs. Be extremely patient when building up flexibility. Don't try to break anything or power through pain. Getting to where you're aiming may take a few months.

    If you can manage it, make it a habit to stretch every day, with morninga being the ideal time. It has monumental benefits that, believe it or not, greatly surpass trying to suck your own dick.

    As for positioning, it's all in the experimentation. Don't bother trying to do it at all in the morning, as you muscles will be at their tightest. The later in the day it is, the looser your muscles are going to be. What I've found to work (and I am so sorry to anyone who doesn't want to know this):

    1a) Standing up, bent straight over, possibly with hands around butt to pull in closer. This is okay for this, but it's easy to bend too far and hurt yourself if you get overenthusiatic. Which is a common theme in this endeavor, by the way.
    1b) Sitting on a firm ledge, same idea. It's better for leverage and easier to control without hurting your back.

    2) Lying on your upper back/shoulders with your hips and legs pulled up into positin for dick suckin'. You can either brace your feet up against a wall for leverage, if it feels comfortable. Hands around your butt helps enormously..

    3) Sitting in a "butterfly" stretch position, hands around your butt to pull in. This is my favorite for comfort. You sacrifice a bit of reach, but it keeps your body in a much more natural position.

    I hope this helps!

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  • rltg4711

    It is not possible, for the average size cock.
    Best solution is, invite me over and allow me to .........

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  • Emarmake

    It's not possible. Sorry buddy but unless your willing to remove a rib or two, your gonna have to just get someone else to do it for you.

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    • kasaikitsune12

      who knows.....

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  • RoseIsabella

    Mwahahaha! You ain't never gonna reach it!

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    • Handyman

      What a pity...

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      • RoseIsabella

        Good riddance.

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