How do you rate yourself in bed (10 is best, 1 is worst)

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How do you rate yourself in bed (10 is best, 1 is worst)?

10 - Professional home wrecker 3
9 - First honeymoon 5
8 4
7 4
6 - Third honeymoon 3
5 - drunkard's wife on Friday night 2
4 1
3 1
2 2
1 - ancient wife with no teeth 2
0 - Dead fish in bed (young and old) 8
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  • VinnyB
    8 years ago

    I have never had sex with myself in the traditional sense, but I would rate my hand pretty highly.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    homewreaker? one doenst have to ruin someone's life to have fun and be creative in bed

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    • dirtybirdy
      8 years ago

      Maybe they meant it like she gets it on all crazy and violent like, all over the furniture and bashes against the walls and stuff, literally wrecking the home :o

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    • Redcoats
      8 years ago

      I bet you could be a devil (;

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Brace yourself. Comments about sleeping in a bed are coming.

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  • charli.m
    8 years ago

    Keep this shit up, amd you're going to die a virgin.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      That makes the two of us, darling. Let's 69!

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      • charli.m
        8 years ago

        Hmm...no. I have a way better offer from someone who isn't brain damaged.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.

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          • charli.m
            8 years ago

            I don't have to pay for sex, unlike some.

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  • 123456789assssssss
    7 years ago

    69

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  • Diver2
    8 years ago

    10 no question about it...

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  • tommodog
    8 years ago

    7 i manage to sleep ok

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  • illbecatchingyou
    8 years ago

    On a scale from one to ten I'm at a hundred. ;)

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  • zsdworknman
    8 years ago

    I give it a 10! A fuckin 10!

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  • Holzman_67
    8 years ago

    I've never had any complaints and I once broke a girls bed such was the passion of the lovemaking. I'm dreadfully unfit now though so don't think I'd be as good. Still, for intimacy alone, a 7.

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