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What is your favorite way, place, time, etc. to masturbate. For example do like to just sit in your room and go at it, or do you have more of a "ritual" about it, or does it even mater to you can you do it anywhere anytime. Please leave a comment
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Angrily!
Like I'm trying to rip the lid off a sauce bottle but my hands are too slippery...
There's times I've been surprised my religious neighbour hasn't called the police!
I just go at it. I don't take myself to dinner or anything, I hate to make myself feel obligated. :p
I usually Phap it in My recliner with any lube I can find mostly to nude women with big Hooters and I think about the first time I admited to Girl about being a masturbator because I was still a virgin at 21 and when people mispronounce My name!
I sob while loudly rehearsing Shakespeare and staring at the mailman through a crack in the window. He always has the most distressed look on his face... you don't suppose he can hear me?
surrounded by lavender scented candles, silk sheets, with some rose petals sprinkled around.
I have always been a humper. When I was 12 I would lie on my big stuffed teddy bear with a mirror behind me. I love my hot little butt and as I am humping, I push a finger up my butthole and that does it every time.
Just in bed usually. Almost always with Vaseline. Sometimes I just get lazy and hump a pillow:)
It depends on what kind of climax I'm going for.
Regular / gentle climax: light touching, holding myself at the edge as long as possible.
Hard climax: same thing... except I spend at least a half hour with my mouth stuck to my nipples. ;-)