How do you masterbate (men only)

right hand only 55
South Paw (left hand only) 21
alternate between first two 16
rapper style (wave hand over tip like a G) 5
stranger (sit on hand untill numb and then masterbate) 4
hump inatamate objects 14
dutch rudder (two men grab respective penis and move others arm) 2
the helicopter (swing penis until climax) 0
the Paul Giamati rodeo (put penis into running box fan untill climax) 6
Penetrate misc. hole 1
The Lebron James (hump full gaterade bottle) 6
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Comments ( 7 )
  • Koda

    Honestly, I have so little bilateral coordination that my hands smack into each other if I use both.

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  • Arm0se

    Well... I use my left hand because my right is usually on the mouse clicking on things...

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    • 53739

      lol

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  • hardonlife

    what about getting a hand job? count a masturbate?

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  • Master-bate..

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  • chewy

    i havent masturbated lately i havent had the need for it

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    • Aleks85

      you're a weirdo i masturbate even when i have perfectly ripe pussy to fuck. Why? I get my pick of girls and what theyre going to be doing. That's not to say I don't love to have sex with my chick, just that its still pleasurable to take care of myself sometimes.

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