How do you like me now?

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My wife of twenty years cheated on me. The guy was one of my best friends. That was 3 months ago. Since the guy was married the relationship went nowhere and ended abruptly. My wife then pleaded with me to come back. Let's try and work it out. Right. So the other night I called her. I told her that I truly love her and maybe we could work things out. She invited me over that night. I was lying through my teeth. I wanted revenge on this back stabbing bitch. So I played along. Knowing that she has a very low tolerance for alcohol, I got her drunk to the point where she passed out on the couch. I squatted over her face and took huge loose shit all over her face. That didn't even wake her up. I then wiped my ass on the blouse she was wearing and left. This was the most disgusting thing I have ever did. But so was sleeping with another man! While I was at work. Doing a double shift! We have no children, and I guess I should feel fortunate to get out of this relationship while just in my middle forties. Still time to find someone. What I did to her was sick and nasty. But I feel vindicated. Most of the extreme hurt she made me feel has gone away. So was it normal to do what I did to her?

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    Shall I tell you the best revenge? Letting them see that youre happy even though they've gone.

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago | pl

    Gee, I wonder what drove her to cheating.

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  • JD777
    9 years ago

    You guys are a perfect match. I recommend reconciling so you can continue to shit on each other.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    She cheated...She's a cunt. However this reaction is just gross. You lowered yourself maybe not to the same level of morality as her but to a lower level of civility.

    She's a cunty human being and you're a gross human being. It's not hard to see why your relationship with her failed. That's not blaming you for the whole thing, just that you both have characteristics that are ridiculous and immature.

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    This story sounds absolutely ridiculous, except I totally believe it. That's because I worked as a paralegal at a law firm that handled divorces for rich cunts, and we had MANY clients that did this type of thing.

    We had one guy that broke into his ex wife's house repeatedly to masturbate on her face while she was sleeping, one guy who assaulted his ex wife and tried to drown her in a toilet, and a lady that trained her dog to shit on all of her ex husband's belongings. Not to mention all the people that racked up hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal bills arguing over assets that were worth less than 10 grand just out of spite.

    Guess what all these people had in common? They were are fucking MISERABLE and BITTER.

    Whist it may feel good in the immediate sense to exact some type of revenge on your wife, it will never take away the pain of a failed marriage. By doing this, you're just going to extend divorce proceedings, cause more anger, and keep yourself from moving on. It won't take away the infidelity or any of the hurt associated with it, it will just make you into a person that's just as bad as she was. Please stop yourself next time and try to end things with a little dignity; you'll feel better at the end of the day.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      0_0 Looks like you have/had a career in the real world version of IsItNormal.

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        HAD thank gawd :). I left that job a long time ago to work in the art field. Still alot of kooks, but no bodily fluids.

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          You secretly loved it, don't lie. Why else would you come to IIN? ;)

          I just noticed your name colour changed. Welcome to the darker blue IIN club. :P

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      I think it's commendable that the firm hired paralegals. You should be able to do the work as any non handicapped person. Have you ever competed in the Paralegal Olympics?
      ...and look on the bright side, at least you weren't a complete quadralegal.
      :)

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    No. I know she hurt you, but your reaction was completely ridiculous and disgusting. She didn't deserve that. You can't fight fire with fire and expect everything to go back to normal. Bitterness gets you nowhere.

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  • Dazed_dreamer
    9 years ago

    Shit man.. literally haha
    I wouldnt stoop that low, I would continue with my life knowing that she lost the best thing that will ever happen to her.. I hate cheaters but iknow the guilt would eat her alive. Lucky you got out early :)

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  • horny_simpletons
    9 years ago

    I believed it up until the pooping part. Am I the only one who thinks this is a troll?

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Hey man, I want to laugh I really do, and I sympathize with you, because my first ex husband cheated on me, but don't you realize that this could be considered some kind of an assault?

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  • MoonlightSin
    9 years ago

    I died. I couldn't. I feel awful for laughing. I wanna say you did the right thing, but I can't. cause I never thought about shitting on someone! Jesus Christ. I can't stop laughing. You're a hilarious dude. But I dont think you shouldve done that. It's always better to not have revenge and let her cry and feel worse about herself. What you did made her most likely feel like 'I'm happy I cheated on him.' Instead of having a 'I shouldn't have cheated on him' effect.

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