How do you hide your boner?

i like to tuck it under my wasteband. it feels good man
(yes superbad)

Just dont bother hiding it.

They are like 'dude do you have a boner' and I'm like 'yes, yes I do'.

I detach mine until ready for redeployment.

i tuck it behind one side of my leg and try to talk it down...its funny how girls can wear stuff with their butts n boobies spilling out of it,yet if i have a noticable boner,im weird all of a sudden....what a country,this americo,yes americo with an o

I heard it's normal to hide it in a woman's vagina. lol

My worst spring-loaded boner came at the crowded beach one day with my girlfriend and a good-looking girlfriend of hers. I think she wanted to eliminate any possibility at all of me seeing too much of her friend (who was wearing a hot bikini so damn small there couldn't have been any room for a label). My GF was even rubbing my stomach and thighs with her killer tan legs which sure as hell didn't help me. Laying on my side, I was hoping my rapidly growing boner couldn't be seen so easily. Then, all of a sudden, they both jumped up and wanted me to go in the water with them! We were 75 ft. from the water's edge, and I knew sure as hell my shorts would look like somebody's elbow was making them tent out so damn obviously. Shit, why can't girls handle these things better? Or maybe they do it on purpose. I brought her down to her knees on the edge of my blanket so I could whisper into her ear why I couldn't come right now. I watched both their hot asses walk down to the water where my GF whispered something in her friend's ear. They both laughed and looked back at me for a second. My GF knew she'd be getting my boner later that night, so I wasn't too bothered by the fun they were having at my expense. Before too long, I was able to get out there in the cold water, and that took care of any boners for a while.

Umm i've put it between my legs if possible. i think of something not sexy. I've tried the waist band thing, i agree if feels good but it dosent help with a boner. Jeans or boxer briefs are best to hide a boner. the boxer briefs are confining, the jeans loose fit. If its to tight its easyer to notice that your happy.. can't think of anything else at the mo.

By being female.

well when you get older you will give anything to be able to get a boner that often.

I've heard of guys flipping it up under their belt

I shift my wallet or phone in the way so it looks like they're the things protruding out of my pants

I heard guys tuck it under their belt

I pretend to tie my shoe until it goes away. Or pretend to have a sore stomach and bend forward then pretend to tie my shoe. Stupid random awkward boners.

Do not need to,I got a short penis and does not get hard unless I say so.

i tuck it under my belt it so horny

I do the mr pocket hands thing lol.

just wank hard and it will go

y hide it at all, sumone might see what u hav and want sum of it, after all its only natural :-)

You can try keepin it in your pants ;] haha

I stopped hiding rections by the time I was in college. Who cares that people know you're aroused by someone? It's how I met both wives. They both noticed. My wife of 25 yeras actually said, "Looks like you're excited to me." To which I said yes and she said, "Let's go take care of that thing before it breaks." Yes, Ilove her a lot and often. That's why we have 4 beautiful girls.

I do the tuck into the belt technique, if that doesn't work and I can't seem to get rid of it I just start directing traffic.

I dont care if someone sees i have a boner.

i play with my pants till it's underneath my wasteband. if there are too many people around and might notice it, i put my t-shirt or something over it and think of stuff unappealing lol.

well on bad days when i don't have a boner i tuck it in my belt...but on those days were it just wants to see the sun i bring it up through my shirt neck and wrap it around my neck like a necklace :L true story

I hide mine in the hall closet since my boner is connected to my husband (who is a boner --- or at least a bonehead)

Once a week I let him 'come out of the closet' for our boner inspection ritual.

in your mouth

since my dick is 24 fucking inches i tape it to my leg but sometimes it breakes free cuz its so fucking massive but all these girls are all over it there like "damn let me geta piece of that!....i wanna swallow that!";) oh yes they like how my cum be tasting

I've had random boners in class since i can remember, i'm a professional in hiding these things in public...
In class i pay more attention to the teacher (doesnt work at all) just try to focus on something else (like religious stuff: Our LORD Jesus...) this works pretty well

In private, i pray

I cover it with my bag.

LOL jk I don't have a penis.

LMAO BONNER LOL

cut it off. no more boner problems

Bend foreward a little, hands in pockets to disguise the bulge.

Sometimes I dont care who sees my boner and sometimes i have to correct him to get under my waistband and cover him with my shirt because he sticks out.

Go hide on the nearest toilet and deal with it

I leave it alone it doesnt bother me

Once I was talking to a lady at the gym desk,I was sitting at a table and I got a boner for no reason(one of those erections where its just hard and you're not really aroused). So I was leaning over tying my shoe fixing my socks tried crossing my legs lol. She left to handle towels and said "hope you get everything under control" I literally punched my cock. LMAO it hurt.

all of the above.

I also do the 'dead puppies' routine where, you guessed it, I think about dead puppies so that fucker goes down.

And.. of course..

the reach in and tuck it under your belt technique.

this hurts! all the more reason for the boner to dissipate.

tight boxers and loose jeans. i can get my hands in my pockets and when i find my labido standing to attention, i don't have to worry about pitching a tent...

I hide my boner in my chicks mouth

i don't see why guys want to hide their boners , i think it's really hot ;3

mmh.i jus wear bigger clothes.and if it shows.it shows.

Always tuck you boners under your belt, make sure your shirt is long enough first so nothing shows

omg the worst situations is when u have shorts and cant really hide it at the moment like gym, and have to get turned off(specially) front of a hot chick...
I always try to think about something else not her

shit how could i forget the waistband, i do it all the time.