How do you get drunk quickly

So if you wanna get drunk quickly which of these do you do? If I have missed of a trick please comment. I am intrigued

Empty stomach 29
Drink quickly 12
Mix drinks 9
Funnel/Beer bong 3
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 24
Drinking games 3
Drink through a straw 0
Other (ples comment ples) 5
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Comments ( 28 )
  • Dot123

    Sticking a vodka soaked tampon up my ass.

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  • Just drink a lot in a short amount of time.
    Drinking on an empty stomach is just stupid because you will get sick.
    The point of getting drunk isn't to get sick.
    It is important to eat and drink lots of water while drinking so you do not get a hang over.
    You will still get drunk and you will also feel good.
    Being drunk is only fun if you feel good.

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  • Pakulu_Papito_Poppadom

    Yes i drink much cobra

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    Beer bong to the butt hole yo!.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Shots.
    I generally don't drink cheap liquor (usually, I go for moderately priced stuff like Gray Goose, Patron on the more pricey side, etc.), but yesterday, I saw some Pink Lemonade UV (vodka) at the grocery store and had to try it.

    I have been taking shots of the UV with some Berry kids Lemonade. Oh. My. God. Fucking delicious.

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  • Sog

    Drinking on an empty stomach after a good run gets me drunk on the first pint.

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  • dom180

    I don't enjoy drinking too quickly or on an empty stomach. Even if you want to get drunk quickly, you still want to be in control of how drunk you're getting. It's all about choosing the right drink. There's a mixed drink called a Blackbeard, which is Guinness + Coke + Amaretto + Spiced Rum. You can have all those ingredients in equal parts, or with less booze and more coke. It's a flexible recipe. You get a really smooth, tasty, masculine, down-able cocktail that can get you drunk despicably fast. I also recommend shots or straight drinks of Pernod, sambuca, good vodka or a honey liqueur. I don't usually use a mixer, but if I do it's energy drink with vodka which also works really well.

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  • mrbrownfinger

    tequila with a splash of lemonade. Slam the glass on the table so it fizzes and down the lot. 5 of those and you're ready for anything.

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  • ThePurplePanda

    Being bad at beer pong

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  • krollman

    I just drink beer.

    With my butt.

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  • Pubes

    151

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  • mixwell

    empty stomache and shots of vodka. I worked at a vinegar company who made vinegar for commercial grade food companies and we also distilled ethanol for our white wine vingear. shit was 191 proof or roughly 90% booze. shit smelled like rubbing alcohol an puts moonshine to shame. strong shit !!!!

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  • kelili

    My brother won a tequila drinking competition in the Seychelles a couple of years ago. I know that this has nothing to do with the post but it reminds me of this.

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  • loopoo

    I think it's built into you, its said people with dark eyes, and also left handers have a lower tolerance to alcohol. I am left handed and dark eyed, and get smashed on literally one alcoholic beverage.

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    • eastbeast

      As one with dark eyes and a left hander, I can tell you that's pure crap.

      Think about it, what possible difference could it make.

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      • loopoo

        Seeing that the right hemisphere of the brain has a lower tolerance for alcohol than the left side of the brain, and that people who are left handed use the right side of the brain most, it makes sense.

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        • eastbeast

          Well there's something I didn't know!
          I suppose it could be possible, the parts of the Brain might be there that control the experience of being drunk?

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  • Freedom_

    Don't drink often so you don't build a tolerance.

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  • Riddler

    A friend of mine told me it depends on weight.

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  • lc1988

    Tequila!

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  • SuperBenzid

    Create and Inhale alcohol fumes, easy to do and it works. Feels bad for the lungs though only done it twice for that reason.

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  • Gbm1

    Drink it neat and quickly.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Buffalo

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      Or if I don't buffalo it then absinthe,

      I drink for fun though I don't drink just to get wasted so I usually end up playing pigeon

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  • Aliceee93

    If you drink on an empty stomach you can tell you've had some haha. Well I can :O

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  • green_boogers

    Do the math. Dehydrate yourself, and throw 'em back.

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  • Elhandro

    it isn't wise to waste your time and attention on drinking...

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  • thegypsysailor

    Lots of straight liquor shots, preferably 151 rum on an empty stomach. But don't expect to stay active long; nighty night.

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