How do you eat your oreos?

My method in easy 7 steps:

1)Get a fat joint
2)Smoke that shit up
3)Get a glass of milk
4)Open a package of oreos
5)Turn on Half-Baked
6)Dunk the oreo in milk and shove it in my mouth
7)Repeat step 6 until I pass out

This is disgusting in the best way possible.

1. Rip apart
2. Eat the cookie with the least cream on it first
3. Eat the other cookie
No milk.

I used to lick them out and then throw away the crackers. They were always so crunchy and dry!

Now, I don't eat them at all.

I eat them off naked people. You know, the normal.

1. Dip
2. Hope and swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster it doesn't break
3. Bite and chew
4. Orgasm.

1. Break it apart.
2. One cracker always gets all the cream so I scrape some cream with the plain cookie and eat it that way.
3. Leave half the cream on the last piece and eat it. (3 or so bites)
4. I do not dunk it into the milk. I take large sips after every bite or so.

I eat them like normal just take a bit and chew...

I dip them in milk, then throw the milk away afterwards because it's got crumbs in it.

When I do eat them nowadays, I change it up - but when I was a child at an after school mom's house, we (myself and a few other after school kids) would each get 5 oreos. Id carefully take them apart, compiling all of the cream into a pile. Then Id eat the cookies, and roll the cream up into a ball. Then Id lick it.

If I attempted that now Id probably get Diabetes, but it was an amazing thing back in the day.

I don't eat Oreo Cookies very often but when I do I like to dip half of the Oreo into milk, keep it there for about 10 seconds, pull it out and then eat it. For some reason I just like for one half of the Oreo to be dipped in milk, and the other half to be dry.

1. Take a bite out of oreo
2. Drink a bit of milk
3. Chew
4. Swallow
5. Repeat as desired

Rip dat shyt apart. Kinda scrape the cream off the cracker, then eat both crackers. Then drink milk afterwards since my mouth is probably parched after dat dry ass shit. That's what's up

I dip that oreo goodness in some glass of tuscan whole milk, while the wolf cries to the blue corn moon!

Chocolate chip cookies are better.

I put my oreos in the freezer then after they're cold and hard I eat them its great

Dip them in peanut butter yum!!

I eat them the normal way. Just bite and chew.

I eat them without dunking or licking the cream.

I love deep fried oreos. :D

I wouldn't put that filth in my body even if you gave me lifelong free access to a fruit orchard afterwards.