How do you deal with having to fart in public?

i hold it in until my stomache hurts and it goes away :3

i just fart... is its noisy or stinks i will give that o.O look to the person behind and go oooooffff!? then look to whoever is next to me and say That stunk! xD

if it stinks I try to blame it on someone else

I went to the movies yesterday and someone in the theatre farted right between when they finish the previews and start the movie. My boyfriend thought it was really funny. It wasn't really loud but unfortunately for the person the acoustics of the theatre made the sound travel really far.

Hold it in or just do it quietly. Mine are never heard...I'm female! :D

synchronize a loud cough with the fart

Get in a group of old people and let it rip, they can't hear you and can't smell. Fart heaven!

I find a washroom, hold a tissue under my bum...and poof! No noise. :)

I'd fart it out as loud as I can and look to the person next to me and step away. Or I fart next to someone then leave quickly, leaving them with the stink to be blamed.

I try to create a longer melody

i like to fart in the subway preferably at a time when my farts are really stinky.

after the train cars close, i let it rip. Not loud or obvious. I try to position myself so that there is a wall or something behind me so if need-be, I can spread the butt cheeks a bit to lessen the pressure and not make noise.
I like when the participants of my experiments look around with a mix of disgust and defensiveness to let others around them know without saying anything that it wasn't them and that they don't approve of this uncouth
flatulence.
when everyone starts to looks around, but right before people start to move away ... I give a thumbs up with each hand and say boisterously "Thats My Brand!"

this can also work well in elevators or when many people are waiting outside the elevator. Also in the office snack room/ canteen.

I either waft it in someone's face (cupcake style) or turn the volume on the radio up so no one can smell it.

ew..

i love to do it in public, loud n proud is my motto espically when shopping in busy shops or in a que

I usually have silent farts. I work in a public service job - grocery store. So I try to go near people I don't like or away from people all together and then fart.

The surrounding listeners; 1: Don't pay my rent, 2: Don't pay my Utilities, 3: Don't by my Weekly groceries, 4: Don't Pay for my Vehicles, Tabs, Insurance, Gas or Maintenance; So, having said that, Fuckem

I never fart in public, but one of my closest friends does. He just rips them off anywhere, and they're not silent. They're loud and long.

I FART BACK in retaliation.

I've found if you're somewhere where you can spread your cheeks apart then that can act as a silencer! I do that in the gym if I'm alone in the sauna or what not

sometimes i try to let it out silently
but other times i drop it out in the bathroom.

I love the smell of farts / the louder and more frequent the better ! Especially on trains or in lifts !

whenever im at the store i just fart. its not like ill see them again

Just do it... Everybody farts and you'll never see the person again. They'll forget it within five minutes.

Get somewhere more private and act natural