How do you counteract a microwave minute?

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A microwave minute is usually the longest type of minute we suffer through on an average day.

Internet minutes are the fastest, then TV, reading, sex, chore, bathroom, etc.

How do you hasten a microwave minute?

I don't, I stand there watching the seconds tick down. 13
Use the internet. 3
Watch TV. 4
Read. 2
Have sex. 5
Do a chore. 6
Go to the bathroom. 4
Take a smoke break. 2
Pour yourself a drink. 15
Other (comment) 6
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  • lashambe
    11 years ago

    I am doing, whatever I did, before the food began in the microwave.

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  • jucedaguy
    11 years ago

    The answer is in your question. Have sex every time you microwave.

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  • Clambones
    11 years ago

    I read the information on the box of the stuff I'm microwaving

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    If I'm at work, I sit on the spinning chair and bug my coworker. At home, I usually clean something or use the bathroom.

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago

    Watch TV or check my phone.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Your first option. I don't do anything, I just stand there and wait until it's over and my food is heated. I'm so boring. Hah.

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  • Aid69
    7 years ago

    Turn the kettle on and watch that!!

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I don't use a microwave... I guess I would go listen to some music and read a book. If did a activity like playing a video game or going online I could become so wrapped up in what I was doing that I would forget about my food. Sleeping is also out of the question when cooking!

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  • IzVodkaEvribady
    11 years ago

    I mosh while imagining a certain metal song playing in my head.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Clean the utensils I'm going to eat with. Even if they're already clean, it's good go give them a bit of a run over.

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