How do you become gay?

I've been thinking of becoming gay. But the thought of having sex with another man totally creeps me out. I've grown to hate women after my divorce was finalized. Is there some kind of training course I could take to become gay. Should I start to brutalize women. What?

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  • bob7

    weak troll

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  • Nickvey

    watch gay porn untill it looks hot. then call a friend that hit on you and say you are ready. women do it all the time behind your back .

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  • Ratmansbitch

    Drink a gallon of rainbow, that should work.

    Also gays don't brutalize woman so don't do that.

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  • Dustyair

    Well, it sounds like you're discovering your inner being of tranquility, along with a new interest. The gay thing? Naw not so much...

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  • S12207

    I don't think being gay or straight is going to help with what you're talking about. I've asked woman why they are gay because they want a manly looking woman and it confused me. Their answers were all the same "men treat me horribly, and woman are more sensitive and kind" people are people and there will be dirtbags with each gender. Lol don't start to brutilize woman, that's not going to solve anything. If you want to go gay because you are attracted to men that's a different story.

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  • buddyroowho

    Go to the bookstore in the self help section, there is a book called gay for idiots, it helped me for sure, there is also one there for dumbasses, might want to try that

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  • Go to any hardware store or home center. You'll find a guide along with all the tools you need in the do-it-yourself section.

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