How do i tell my wife i cheated?

8 Comments

so 2 years ago me and my wife shady got married. we had a beautiful black baby with two bowling balls for an ass.we were a great family. but a i found a wonderful gorilla named clownlover, she was the most sexiest thing i ever saw. we got a hotel room and fucked till the sun came up. when it was all over i felt awful i cheated on shady. i went home and when i opened the door i found my wife holding our son zach. she said i was out for a very long time.i told her i was to tired to explain and went off to bed.what do i do????!!!!

tell her the truth 7
suicide 9
leave her without telling her what happened 0
RUN!!! FUCKING RUN!!! 6
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 8 )
  • Wambo37
    11 years ago

    troll harder

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    4
    4
  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
    11 years ago

    I would like a pic of said "bowling ball ass".

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • Jweezee
    11 years ago

    I find all this very hard to believe. I mean your sons name is Zach...c'mon..really?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Well, you've made a bit of a mean error and MSE = 1/n Σ(ei²), where ei = Fi - Di. I guess there's some distance between you. R code:

    > dwe <- function(x) {
    > y=x[!is.na(x)];a=y;b=y
    > p=outer(b, a, function(b, a) abs((b-a)))
    > n=colSums(p)/length(y)
    > w=1/n
    > sum(y*w)/sum(w)
    > }

    Logic table comes out with the binary bit "1" which in boolean algebra means "True" so I guess the answer we have devised here is that you have to tell her the truth.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • ILikeIt2
    11 years ago

    Why is it necessary for you to fuck this gorilla named clownlover? You should be happy with your wife. I always was happy having sex with just my wife. I was lucky she loved to fuck a lot and have lots of kinky sex. I miss the good sex we had. I am married to a second woman now and would be the happiest man on earth if my wife would want to have good sex a couple times a week. Unfortunately she is good for only about once a month. I find it necessary to get supplementary sex. Why the hell would I ever tell her I am screwing other women. I think she is happy to not have me pestering her about sex. I wish it could be her I was having all that sex with though. I do love her, but I have to have my sex.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Gebruikersnaam
    11 years ago

    Go to the toilet shit in it show your wife and say, : that's me.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    No! I can't read this! If I do, my dog will make me reenact it with lego people. I can't look! I can't look....

    Okay, maybe I will look.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Boo!
    11 years ago

    Tell her the truth. You did a horrible thing and she has the right to know.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0