How do i get money without working?

Lately, things been difficult with money and I can't work or go anywhere and most importantly Christmas is coming.. but I started thinking if it's possible to get money without working so if anyone knows please tell me!

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  • bigbudchonger

    Sell your arse down by the docks

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    • malaparte

      Giving new meaning to the term "work your ass off."

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  • PurpleHoneycomb

    Welfare or panhandling are your only options.

    There are a number of easier jobs that one can do, but obviously those still qualify as work. If you can play an instrument, busking in a city apparently gives a suprising amount of money.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    You'll end up working harder to not work. You have to first get money to "work without working" but even then you'll be working making sure your money is making money off your investments.

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  • raisinbran

    You could dig through people’s trash for recyclables.

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  • Anonnet

    Depends on how much you want stretch the definition of "working."

    At the lowest level, ask somebody for money and then just don't pay them back. Call up a friend, ask them for a favor, check your Paypal, money.

    One rung higher, there's just selling stuff around the house. You probably have some crap you've amassed over the years. Jump on Craigslist, put up a listing for it, wait a few days, money.

    If you don't need the money quickly, you can play the long game and try gaming sites (as in, you 'game' those sites, not playing games on those sites) like Swagbucks. I talked to a guy once that made a pretty penny doing that, but it sounded risky and complicated. Same thing with gambling sites. I would only attempt this if you're really good with math and have a lot of free time. Sit on a computer for a few days straight, hit transfer to bank account, money.

    Above that, we have making things and then selling them. You probably have a talent somewhere. If not, it doesn't take that long to develop one as long as you're motivated. Jump on Etsy/DeviantArt/Patreon/Fiverr, put up a listing, wait a few days, money.

    Keep going and we have stuff that may take more time than you're willing to spend and you have to actually get up and do, but aren't necessarily "jobs". Lawnworking, Tiktoking, Uber driving, DJing, becoming a sperm donor, ya know, gigs. Find a gig, set up shop, wait a few days, money.

    And then here at the top level, we have... getting a job. I mean, I've heard that if you enjoy the job, then technically it's not "working"! You just put in a full day's w- uhh... "fun", wait a few days, money.

    Keep in mind, that most things below the top level don't pay very well unless you put a LOT of "fun" into them, especially in the short run.

    Of course, you could also try sex, drugs, and video tapes, but I'd put all that stuff pretty close to the top level since you have to worry more about your appearance and/or the law.

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    • Grunewald

      Gambling is a really bad idea. Those games are rigged to keep you hooked til you lose.

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  • rockyrocks

    selling electronics you don't need, doing art/writing commissions, babysitting, clearing lawns, idk

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Go out in a thong with a sign that says "will twerk for money". Easy money right there.

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  • jethro

    Sell a kidney or part of your liver. Good money there.

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    Tell your loved ones, "I don't have any money this year for Christmas because it's been difficult." And find a job/apply for benefits (if you need them).

    There's a little old man who goes around collecting recyclables out of the trash in my neighborhood. He's not homeless. I think he's just bored.

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  • Wryladradofft

    Sell some organs

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  • Yaidin

    Find a job

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  • wohooo

    if you are a girlsell your body

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  • newnormal

    Sugar baby

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  • Hubbard

    Become a YouTuber

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  • randypete

    go on the game and sell your ass

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  • cubacuba

    If you’re a female you have ZERO excuses!!! Find a man to take care of you or sell your ass!! Or if you’re a man who doesn’t mind, sucking another man’s dick I suggest escorting to make that fast cash. sick of people who think they're too good to do this or think it’s degrading and meanwhile panhandle or dig for cans out of the trash.

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  • kelili

    Stealing, scamming

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  • kikilizzo

    There is only welfare then.
    There are always ways to work though. You could freelance if you have some sort of talent, but it's hard due to high competition and figuring out how to reach people.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    There's really no way to get Christmas spending money without some type of effort. You're better off finding a job.

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  • profanity

    Welfare.

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