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Hey I'm a male and i desperately want my male dog to mount me and give me the f***ing of a lifetime but i don't know how to go about it. i would greatly appreciate it if i could get some knowledge from somebody who has done this. it has been a dream of mine.
Don't be dumb. Insert a dog bone treat half way into your ass and spread your cheeks.
Rub your anus with bacon!
then crouch down on all for, reach back and hold those cheeks wide open.
Just like you do for the fellas in the cell block.
It's totally normal! Your mom is the biggest dog I know and she does that to me all the time!
I hope I dont affend you but possibly find a boy to do it for you. I'm sorrt if I pffend you.
I have the Answers you need bud.
#1, Does your dog have his balls.
#2, Is he a medium size dog n can mount you easy.
#3, Wear a sweat shirt, cause of his claws can be sharp.
#4, Make sure you have NO Poop in your Butt.
#5, Rub his sheath gently to find out if likes it, if he does that's good.
#6, Jerk his sheath n cock till he wants to hump, then stop.
#7, Jerk his sheath n cock again while being on all fours.
#8, While he starts humping, help him onto your back.
#9, Reach back n jerk his sheath n cock some more.
#10, Aim his cock tip to your ass--hole n while jerking him,
#11, As his tip enters your ass--hole he will thrust his cock into you kinda fast.
#12, As you feel his cock go in-out, he will thrust more n you should feel his knott enter next.
#13, When all of his cock n knott are in you his knott will swell up fully n then you will know, you n him are Tied.
#14, As you n him are tied, he will want to turn around so you two are butt to butt, let it happen.
#15, While you two are butt to butt, you should feel pulsing, that is his cumm going into you.
#16, As he is pulsing his cumm into you, you two maybe tied for 15-30 minutes, so enjoy it.
I know this from experience, I have enjoyed being knotted from different male dogs n my own male dog n my dogs cock is 8 inches from tip to behind the knott n the knott is 3 inches wide n feels amazing in my ass--hole.
I hope what I have said helps you to enjoy your dogs cock.
Do like all whores - give it a blow job.
Then, when a dog-dick gets hard, quickly go under a dog and insert his dick in your ass.
Few points:
1) you might want to find a female dog, get some it's vaginal juices and rub on your ass hole to make it more attractive to the dog.
2) stretch your ass with dildo and keep it in there until the dog gets hard. This way you wont have a problem to insert dog's dick in you.
3) show a dog - dog porn. try several kinds: straight, gay dogs, lesb dogs, bdsm dogs, dog-human etc. It should help the dog to get hard faster.
4) pin this "Dog-fucker 101 guide" to the fridge so you'll always remember what to do.
I don't think you know what your talking about, as for your answer.
#1, Could work, but the female dog would have to be in heat n have a swollen pussy n drip pussy juices.
#2, Yeah stretching his ass with a dildo could work, but the dog will not get hard.
#3, Showing a dog doggy porn will not work at all, the dog will not get hard faster.
#4, Non of what you said is true so keep quiet.