How dirty (or clean) is your microwave right now?

Right now, at this very moment, what is the state of cleanliness or filthiness in your microwave?

It's spotless. 18
Clean overall but a small drip or drop. 26
There's a few crusty, cooked-on spills. 25
Spills, drips AND exploded food, but reasonable. 14
It is filthy,crusted and exploded food from top to bottom. 11
Filthy, crusted AND also smells of death. 6
I'll describe it in a comment! 1
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Comments ( 20 )
  • Shackleford96

    I know I am in the minority here, but no microwave for me. Food is better cooked on stoves anyway, albeit not always easier or faster.

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  • Katywompus

    Clean. The best and easiest way to clean it using only water. Put a mug or something with some water in it in the micro. Heat for a few minutes til its all steamy and full of condensation. Wipe. Ta-da!

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  • HeadOfState

    I said "Clean overall but a small drip or drop." I don't know if that's completely true, but it's 1 AM, and I'm not about to get out of bed to check.

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  • Irent it out to MICE,ROACHES,andRATS.Make pretty good money that way,these days.

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  • melovelongtime

    about as dirty as ur left asscheek

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  • AngAnders112

    mine is spotless. dirty microwaves gross me out. i even clean the ones at work before I use them. people are so nasty and lazy when using something that's not their own.

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  • dappled

    I normally do my cleaning on Sunday and it should theoretically be spotless. But alas, I have been distracted by the lure of sitting around and doing nothing, so it's a bit dirty. There's some spilt tarka dall that I've yet to clean up.

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    • wigsplitz

      Hey, wait a minute, didn't you skip out on some cleaning last week? ; )

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  • mateo

    although it recieves large doses of cleansing radiation regularly...licking the inside of my microwave would cause intense,LSD like reactions within seconds

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  • thecoldhardtruth

    It's iight.

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  • skyeracrystal28

    Our microwave is rarely cleaned, but it manages to stay fairly spotless.

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  • abc1234

    I honestly don't want to know. Don't make me open it up. I haven't used that thing in years...

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  • NothingxCrazy

    ... I don't have a microwave. :(

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    • wigsplitz

      Seriously? How do you live??

      I had a couple periods in my life sans microwave and it was so stressful!!

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      • NothingxCrazy

        It is definitely more than upsetting. I look at microwaves at the store often. I miss my popcorn most of all. They're just so expensive and I have better things I need to buy right now. :(

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        • Shackleford96

          Popcorn can be cooked on a stove too though! Honestly, once you make homemade popcorn you won't go back. Ramon noodles are better cooked on the stove too. Try it and see.

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          • NothingxCrazy

            I always cook my ramen on the stove. And homemade popcorn? Never tried that..

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            • wigsplitz

              Oh it's fun! My mom bought an air-popper a long time ago when I was a kid and it was always such fun to do!! Before the air popper, we'd make it on the stove in a pot, it was so fun when the popcorn popped up and lifted the lid off the pot! It was always such a special treat whenever we made popcorn.

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        • wigsplitz

          I "stole" my current microwave from my parents...I have a brand new one but it's a built-in and it doesn't work here so....it just ended up this way. Yeah, if I had to have gone out and bought one I'd have been screwed at the moment (well, beyond the "moment"!!) I feel ya, I did the same thing before...

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          • NothingxCrazy

            Life is cruel.

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