How can i manage to suck myself off?

I love to shoot my own cum in my mouth but I can only manage to lick the tip, I can't manage to get some of my cock in my mouth. Is there a way that I can get some of my shaft in my mouth and blow myself? How can I gradually manage to bend more? Is there a kind of exercise that I need to do?

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  • FeralDefiance

    Daily stretching, decreased body fat, and having a long enough dick. Other than the dick length, be patient with yourself & you'll get there.

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    • waddell5959

      Lose some belly fat if you can I always stay in shape and I have a long neck I started sucking my penis when I was 14 I knew I was getting very good I had 5 wife's no-one can suck my penis like me I had the best orgasms when giving myself head.

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    • novonome

      How long does the dick need to be ? I imagine even an average length western penis would do but I suppose you would need to practice for longer.

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      • FeralDefiance

        I've got one I'm pretty proud of, but I'm thinking the minimum size would probably be about 4.5 to 5 inches to at least get the head in there.

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    • I am already quite skinny. Have you ever done this sort of thing before?

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      • novonome

        Sound s like he genuinely is speaking from experience. Take his advice and if all else fails save your money and get a couple of ribs removed.

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        • Sounds like a plan :)

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      • FeralDefiance

        Yup. I used to do it a good bit in my single days. If you're already pretty lean, then it's all in gradually building up your flexibility. It may take a few months, but you'll slowly get to where you can get your mouth closer and closer to it. Seriously, though, be patient with it. If your back hurts, don't push through it.

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        • Thanks for your answer! =)

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  • Bigbone

    Nothing you can do with that 2 inch cock. Why don't you suck someone else's cock if you like cum so much?

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  • clevertrevor

    You must enjoy it while you can, I used to able to "self suck" in my younger days and in fact became quite adept in doing so.

    In the beginning I could also only reach its head but as I improved my technique (Placing one arm and hand beneath my buttocks and the other behind my head) then I would pull towards each other thus forcing my head down and my arse up, I could with time and practise eventually get my mouth almost all the way to my testicles.

    I used to love watching my testicles "pull upward" from my scrotum, knowing that at that very moment I was about to Cum and ejaculate my nice warm spunk into my eagerly awaiting mouth!

    Great days those were but alas as you grow older the flexibility leaves the body, not to forget that the stomach also increase in girth, making it increasingly difficult to get the rib cage compressed enough to reach your throbbing member!

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    • waddell5959

      WOW I got a nut reading your story you RULE.

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    • So all I have to do is practise that technique many times? Cuz that's the one I use, head down, ass up :)

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  • sourgrapes

    No its not bloody well normal.ffs.

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  • KekReptilian

    Ask this at your local police station. Or ask your Dad, he'll show you.

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  • funlovingbitch

    You need a bigger cock or become a contortionist

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  • Yonder1

    It would seem that the want to suck your own cock is that of many a men... I for one like most men have the issue that although the idea of say swallowing cum sounds hot and you almost crave it, as soon as you reach climax all sexual desire just seems to disappear. Its annoying right!
    Really fucking annoying lol. We all go through it. I am a straight / Pan-sexual male meaning that I am for all intensive purpose's a straight man yet from time to time all I can think about is having another man inside of me or say doing some really Kinky things with cum. I have even asked my Girlfriend to kiss me with my cum in her mouth in essence yes bloody hot but soon as I cum I require her to almost force it. Which in its self is what I want. Its a fantasy that she is fully up for and it will happen in the next coming days I am sure. I for one cannot suck my own dick although We've certainly all tried it lol. I find the best and easiest way to Swallow your of cum is to literally continue doing what your doing but as you cum just open your mouth and let gravity do the rest. If you cant reach then you cant reach. Keep trying but the likelihood is its not going to happen lol.

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    • waddell5959

      You are a very honest man.

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  • getfucked

    Faggots faggots everywhere.

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  • hardcoxrgr8

    I can't suck my own cock, but I do dream about it sometimes. I found the next best thing is sucking someone else's cock. I enjoy that very much and can take it far enough to gag on it ( well some guys) and always get a large load of cum in my mouth that way.

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    • That sounds really nice. Tell me, how does it feel when you have a guy's hard cock in your mouth and when you're sucking and gagging on it and swallowing their load?

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      • hardcoxrgr8

        It feels amazing, I love to tease a guys cock by gently licking the head as I watch him grow bigger. Then I like to suck on one of his balls as his big hard cock is laying across my face, that makes me really hard. Next I start licking his shaft from the balls all the way to the tip and then tickle the meatus with my tongue before slowly taking him inch by inch into my mouth. Once his cock is the whole way in my mouth and I'm gasping for air, I stick my tongue out so I can lick his balls as I take him deep into my throat. Then I grab him by his ass and pull his cock deeper into my face, gagging, ga ga ga ga until he shoots his delicious load of cum into my mouth. The only thing I have left to do then is suck him dry and savor his load before I swallow every drop.

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        • waddell5959

          Bro you got me hard as a rock and drooling to.

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        • Boneman

          I want to meet you, we can suck each other's cocks until we explode with hot cum in each other's mouths. I want to swallow cum right now.

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        • randypete

          that is a great way to explain a good blow job i like the same

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          • hardcoxrgr8

            Yah lounging around with a big hard dick to suck is always a good way to spend part of the day. I love to watch them cum and then stick them in my mouth to get a nice meal.

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        • This comment made my dick hard.

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          • hardcoxrgr8

            I love making guys hard, If you were here in front of me, I would do all those things to you and as my tiny dick got ever harder from tasting you in my mouth, I would look up at you just before I made you cum and ask if you'd like to stick that big hard cock in my throbbing, gaping asshole. If you'd like, I'd have you lay on your back and I'd climb on top of you and slowly grind back and forth taking you deeper and deeper into me. "Oh Yah that cock feels sooooo good." You stretch me wide and I pull my butt cheeks apart so I can get every inch of you in me all the way to your balls, now I'm moaning in ecstasy as I bounce up and down on you. I begin to play with my nipples, just like a woman, "oh yah harder, give me that cock" I grind on you slowly, even though you want it faster. You grab my legs and pull them toward my chest and as I lean back toward you, you start pounding me harder and harder, "yes! you're going to make me cum, give me more, I want your cock"... and the rest is up to you.

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            • If I was there I would ram my rock hard cock back and forth in your mouth and shoot my cum all over your tongue and inside your mouth. After I've blown my load inside your mouth, I would fuck you hard inside your asshole and shoot a hot ejaculation inside you while kissing your neck from behind and then I would turn you round in stick my tongue in your mouth and tongue kiss you whole we both massage our rock hard erect cocks together, throbbing tips slowly rubbing and stroking together while we both jerk off eachothers cocks. Then I would get down on my knees and start sucking you and take your cock down my throat and gag on you, I would lick the tip and swallow your load.

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            • waddell5959

              Awesome I love you man.

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  • peterpaul&mary

    Go back in a time machine to your early teen years. I had the flexibility back then but now it hurts my back to even try and I'm only 20. Good luck.

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    • I don't have a time machine xD

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  • CorruptedSoul

    I tried before and ended up hospitalized LOL

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  • rltg4711

    Fertalize your dick and d in the warmer months and the 'growing season' it will get much longer but beware for you just may choke on it as oppose to stroking it with your lips. You could even drown in you own cum.

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    • CreamPuffs

      Is cum drowning something guys would really have to worry about? Couldn't they just spit it out, swallow the semen, or even just pull their head away from their cumming penis? I've seen how much semen men produce on... certain sites. Doesn't seem like enough liquid to drown somebody unless they tried to snort it.

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      • Handyman

        That surely would be the only way!

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        • CreamPuffs

          Yeah exactly. Cum drowning doesn't seem like it'd be something to worry about.

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    • What do you mean by fertilise my dick?

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