How can i make my butt bigger?

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I have a very flat ass. :( and I'm 18. Sorta sad

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anal 17
steroids???! 2
massages? 1
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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Air pump.

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    • twocupcakes
      8 years ago

      What??

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Pump it up.
        It might take a small surgical procedure to put a fitting on your butt, but once done how easy it would be to just add a bit of air? And it's ADJUSTABLE!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    donuts

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    • twocupcakes
      8 years ago

      Donuts?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        8 years ago

        DONUTS!!!

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        • anti-hero
          8 years ago

          Doughnuts*. Unless you're talking dunkin' and those are nasty.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            8 years ago

            donuts make my brown eyes blue

            crystal gayle sung it

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  • thefuckup
    8 years ago

    From Kim Kardasian being 10 to Taylor Swift being 0 how big do you want your ass to be?

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  • Nokiot9
    8 years ago

    Exercises. Don't get injections or implants. They go horribly wrong and ruin your ass forever. I bet your ass isn't half as flat as you think it is. Just because you have a tight lil butt and can't twerk it up doesn't mean theres something wrong with you.

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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    I don't really know if there is a natural way , squats could help make it look nicer . I think if you were to pack on weight it would however .. it would put weight on everywhere like autumn said .. maybe you could lose it after and keep the bum? I don't know ... ask your doctor .

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  • Riddler
    8 years ago

    I think the most sensible option is to pack your pants with pillows. That was suggested in one of the other comments. People always do this to make boobs bigger.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    pillows...put pillows

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  • PerriWinkle
    8 years ago

    Either eat a TON of chocolate or do plenty of squats. I'd choose the latter, because a toned ass is way better ;D

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    8 years ago

    Painal.

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  • pandora69
    8 years ago

    anal

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Hey Wonder Woman had a flat butt and she was hot.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    SQUATS. SASQUATCH

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    Plastic surgery is your only option. I was going to say squats and a good butt exercise routine, but as someone with a flat ass myself, I can say that squats don't do much.

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  • ______________
    8 years ago

    Steal someone else's and absorb it.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Man I really don't like girls with big butts. i like them small and tight.

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    You can eat more, but the weight will get spread evenly, not just to your bum.

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    Beans- then your butt will swell up with gas. You'll have to never fart in the future though.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Don't worry about it

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  • mymomlovemybigdick
    8 years ago

    Massage and anal fuck.

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  • slings_and_arrows
    8 years ago

    Some men prefer that. Or just wouldn't care anyway.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Don't.

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