How can i make a girlfriend?

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I am 18 years old guy and I desperately want to make a gf so tell me what should I do or not to do to get a gf!

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago | pl

    You're gonna need a bra for your head, a barbie doll and an 80's computer. The rest you have to figure out for yourself.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      Voodoo dolls and chants!
      Voodoo dolls and chants!

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    • Short4Words
      8 years ago

      God damnit. You stole my answer.

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago

        Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

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        • Short4Words
          8 years ago

          I have no heart.

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  • Thorolf
    8 years ago

    Step one:

    Make sure you're clean. Girls and guys alike hygiene.

    Step two:

    Don't be sexist, nobody likes that.

    Step three:

    Dress nicely. Woman care a lot of about clothes. Or at least most of them do.

    Step four:

    Okay, at this point youre ready to find a mate. Start by getting into something, and hang out with females who enjoy the same hobby. If any of them seem to show any interest, ask them out.

    Step five:

    Be nice and polite to her, make the person feel special to you. Don't fake anything, but try to put out your fun side. Girls like interesting guys.

    And there you go. That about covers it.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    Go on a dating site. Though beware, it might take a while to find someone. The site can be full of liars, overly clingy people, or stalkers who will flip out when being politely rejected.

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    • Stinkin_Nigger
      8 years ago

      Nintendo ds

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  • IMissMary
    8 years ago

    Make a lot of money, women love to take guys money.

    Kinda like cheese for rats or shit for fly's or lights to moths.

    Or if you have a big cock you can pay some chick to let you screw her then parade her around. Women always want guys when they see other woman with them.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Practice with a hooker. Then go get a girl friend. Don't forget safe sex.

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    • thegypsysailоr
      8 years ago

      Oh, one more thing. You can make the hooker (42 years your junior) your girlfriend and then marry her like i did. Works like a charm !

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I dunno. :(

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