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I have had a extreme obsession about wanting to have sex with my entire family since I was 13. I am now 18 and they look better than ever and my baby nephew actually has a nice pair of testicles I would just love to suck on with my mother. Can anyone please help me figure out how to have like one huge family... orgy like a big fuckfest with my family, and soon? Please? <3
1 - Cut off your dick and put it aside.
2 - Get 8 packages of hot dogs. Separate them into 2 groups of 4 packages of hot dogs.
3 - Take a hot dog from the first group and glue it to your dick stump. Then glue another hot dog to the end of the first hot dog. Then a third hot dog to the end of the second hot dog. Continue to do this until all the hot dogs from the first group form a hot dog chain.
4 - Retrieve your castrated dick and glue it to the tip of the hot dog chain.
5 - Take a hot dog from the second group of 4 hot dog packages and stick it in your ass with the end poking out.
6 - Glue a hot dog to the end of the hot dog in your ass and repeat until all the hot dogs from the second group form a hot dog chain out of your ass.
7 - Go to your local police station with the hot dog chains attached to your groin and sticking out of your ass and announce to all present "lunch is served!"
Your family will admire what you've done and will do whatever you want, hahahaha!!
Why do people think this is weird this type of stuff happens all the time