How can i bang my mom without getting in trouble

i am 20 and she is in her mid 40s she is married and is not horny i have had these feelings for a year or so now

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Based on 212 votes (80 yes)
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Comments ( 32 )
  • RoseIsabella

    Okay, here's what you do. Go into the kitchen and take out your member. You know the drawer, the one that's fraught with kitchen knives and skewers? That's the one. Well, open it slightly, and I know that can be a chore, because sometimes it gets jammed, but stay with me on this one. Slide your penis, erect or flaccid it makes no difference, into that drawer, and SLAM THE DRAWER AS HARD AS YOU CAN! I hope that helps.

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    • Shackleford96

      ^sound advice

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks, I do what I can, because I care.

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        • Shackleford96

          We should all be so selfless :)

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          • RoseIsabella

            It's a gift.

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    • momwatcher69

      LMAO !! 👍

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  • Ellenna

    You need to realise that you can have whatever feelings you want, ditto fantasies, but you can't go around acting on them all or you will be in trouble, legal as well as family.

    In this case, forget it, if you're attracted to older women go & find one who's not related to you.

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    • Crusades_

      Go to sleep, grandma.

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      • dynamohumm

        Actually she is not one of my favourite users by any means, but what she said makes sense. You already told me about your lovely blow job you received from my mum and she's 84 so you have issues yourself. Knob.

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      • Ellenna

        When I feel like it, child

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    • johnadams

      yes you are right ,he is addicted to mature ladies so if he date an older lady in 40s after that he will lose his rush towohis mom

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  • (s)aint

    You are both adults, do what you want if it's consensual. But bear in mind that most people would not wish to have sex with their children so I'd stick to fantasy with this one.

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  • davier69

    your sick man see a doctor

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  • eastbeast

    You could fuck her, but you would have to keep it secret.

    There is only one way two people can keep a secret - One of them has to be dead.

    Fuck her, then kill her.

    The explanation of what happened is up to you.

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    • Shirogamerlover294

      Drug her and fuck her in her sleep make sure not to leave evidence
      Or just sit down and ask her

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  • Avant-Garde

    I would rather you fantasise than act on it.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Are you asking us how to perform the act of sex? I would think there are better places to go for that information, though one would think you would know this by 20.

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    • handsignals

      No he's asking how he can have sex with her without getting grounded. The answer is Rohypnol.

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      • eastbeast

        Rohypnol - Turning 'No' into 'Yes' since 1998.

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      • thegypsysailor

        Thanks. Sometimes I just don't understand what these younger generation guys are asking.
        Mommy sex, yuckie poo.

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  • 213

    Your mom though **gaping**

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  • jstancil1967

    Fantasize only.

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  • momwatcher69

    Mom fantasies are common... However, YOUR fantasies are on the order of a stalker.
    She's obviously NOT married to your father, and she's not horny.

    Move on .... ain't gonna happen !!

    The ONLY way you're going to have sex with your mom is to rape her, or drug her. Either way, a FELONY.

    Not to mention you will destroy your child/parent relationship with her.... for life.

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  • Completely natural 🤗

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  • BrownNightmare

    Drug her

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  • DD10

    Catch ur mum masturbating or doing some thing sexual and then fuck her!

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    • Blow deep and enjoy 🤗🤗

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  • sega31098

    I hope this is a troll...

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  • green_boogers

    Dude, forget about your mother. Go find a cougar, give her a nice slow thoughtful fuck, and be happy about it.

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  • dinz

    Well tell her you being pestered for still being a virgin so you want to lose it as soon as possible.

    *eyes roll*

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  • ginsters101

    Don't.

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  • reminiscent

    In your imagination

    Ether way creepy and not normal.

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