How big is your penis?

Friendly competition. I don't want to see it...just wanna make fun of it

5 inches 3
6 inches 6
6 and half inches 10
7 or better... Say below 9
5 and half inches 9
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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Don't know, never measured it.
    Also what about the under 5 inchers?

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    • LloydAsher

      What about girth? No one talks about girth and it's just as important as length.

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      • Curiouskitten444

        Lmao no one ever talks about girth!

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      • Boojum

        There have been surveys which claimed to find that a clear majority of women dress to impress other women, not men (which is just as well, given how many of us are clueless about the subtleties of women's fashion and grooming, and don't give enough of a shit to learn). Similarly, I've suspected for a long time that peen length is an obsession for many young guys simply because of the locker-room aspect; how women might view the attractiveness and practicality of their penis is much less important than being literally the biggest swinging dick in a room full of naked guys.

        Which is ridiculous, not least because you can't tell a damn thing about maximum penis size when looking at one in its minimal state. My dick isn't much to look at when completely deflated, but when it's erect, it's above average in both length and girth. (Nowhere near porn-star standard, but above the 95th percentile in both when erect, and around the 10th percentile when completely flaccid. https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis)

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        • BalboSaggins

          Calm down...

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        "No one talks about girth and it's just as important as length."

        I wouldn't know, I don't know anything nor care about sexual satisfaction.

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        • BalboSaggins

          A small, stout penis is humorous.

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          • sillygirl77

            why?

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      • sweetbun

        girth is the most important part

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    • BalboSaggins

      Under five is a special category.

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  • YE

    How big is your mouth?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i go by coefficient of volumetric expansion

    i call the coefficient sigma σ

    cause it sounds like smegma

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    • BalboSaggins

      O yes, the smegmatic law of expansion

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  • jethro

    Big enough to hit bottom. But it isn't the size of the weapon that counts, but the fury of the attack.

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  • miss_jass06

    Don't have one, just came to see the answers lol

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I don't have a dick, but I remember like two years ago, I measured my boyfriend's dick and it was nine inches. I don't get why guys are so insecure about their size. XD

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    • BalboSaggins

      I bet you couldn't take all nine... Please tell me you can't... Thats disgusting if you could

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  • Wryladradofft

    Varies

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  • megadriver

    Well, since it's literally a dick measuring contest, I'm gonna go with an equally silly answer...

    Come and find out yourself!

    With that said, this exercise is pointless, since the average vagina can comfortably accommodate 3.7 to 6 inches. There are exceptions, but this is the average. So anything more is pretty much to stroke your male ego. If you consider having a donkey dick the only criteria of a real man, you're not a real man.

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  • DADNSCAL

    Measuring your dick is gay. My wife measured mine and he came in at 7”.

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    • BalboSaggins

      So your wife is gay?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Exactly. I didn't know lesbians liked to measure dicks. XD

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        • BalboSaggins

          So long as she shares

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    • Boojum

      You use the second-person singular pronoun when referring to your penis. Does that mean you consider your penis a separate individual? Does "he" have a name?

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      • megadriver

        Hahahahaha!

        *takes hot chick home, unzips pants and whips out dick*

        Meet Jonathan!

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      • LloydAsher

        For some reason my girlfriend nicknamed my dick gazpacho. Which is a soup... I figured that she just liked the silly sounding name.

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        • Boojum

          Could have been worse.

          Given what you've said about your dimensions, she could have called it "Stubby" or "Stumpy".

          Gorgonzola is a silly name too, and that would have implied that your dick-hygiene has room for improvement.

          A woman christening a guy's dick "Noodle" would definitely be a male ego smackdown.

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          • LloydAsher

            I wasnt complaining. I'm aware of worst names.

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      • BalboSaggins

        Learned about boojums in school. Coastal NC bred and proud.

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    • sillygirl77

      And being gay is bad because?

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      • bigbudchonger

        Because you can't have kids anywhere near as easily.

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        • LloydAsher

          Or you could be in my situation of being by default sterile. Which means all the free nuts on the planet with another monogamous partner.

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      • BalboSaggins

        Being gay isn't bad, it's just humorous

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  • Mauifun808808

    6.5 inches not big or small.

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  • 48SWMwesternNC

    7 1/2

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  • ElysianGod

    I don't have one but I just wanted to be a part of this lol

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  • Dot123

    Erect or none? or both?

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  • Somenormie

    I honestly do not care about my cock size.

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    • BalboSaggins

      I know, you rather use a dildo

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  • LloydAsher

    Everyone just cares about length, wheres the girth section?

    I got a short dick but it's also girthy too. I'd argue girth is more important than length.

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  • Trichfuzz

    Don’t have one

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    • LloydAsher

      Perfered size?

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      • BalboSaggins

        Small and stout for funnies

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      • Trichfuzz

        7 hard.

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        • LloydAsher

          7 penises? Bit much but to each their own.

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          • Trichfuzz

            7 inches. Don’t think I could fit 7 in me unless were talking about all my holes.

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            • BalboSaggins

              Try all seven. You'll have fun

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