How big is your penis?
Friendly competition. I don't want to see it...just wanna make fun of it
| 5 inches | 3 | |
| 6 inches | 6 | |
| 6 and half inches | 10 | |
| 7 or better... Say below | 9 | |
| 5 and half inches | 9 |
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ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
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LloydAsher
What about girth? No one talks about girth and it's just as important as length.
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Curiouskitten444
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Boojum
There have been surveys which claimed to find that a clear majority of women dress to impress other women, not men (which is just as well, given how many of us are clueless about the subtleties of women's fashion and grooming, and don't give enough of a shit to learn). Similarly, I've suspected for a long time that peen length is an obsession for many young guys simply because of the locker-room aspect; how women might view the attractiveness and practicality of their penis is much less important than being literally the biggest swinging dick in a room full of naked guys.
Which is ridiculous, not least because you can't tell a damn thing about maximum penis size when looking at one in its minimal state. My dick isn't much to look at when completely deflated, but when it's erect, it's above average in both length and girth. (Nowhere near porn-star standard, but above the 95th percentile in both when erect, and around the 10th percentile when completely flaccid. https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis)
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BalboSaggins
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ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
"No one talks about girth and it's just as important as length."
I wouldn't know, I don't know anything nor care about sexual satisfaction.
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sweetbun
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BalboSaggins
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
i go by coefficient of volumetric expansion
i call the coefficient sigma σ
cause it sounds like smegma
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BalboSaggins
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jethro
Big enough to hit bottom. But it isn't the size of the weapon that counts, but the fury of the attack.
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miss_jass06
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Cuntsiclestick
I don't have a dick, but I remember like two years ago, I measured my boyfriend's dick and it was nine inches. I don't get why guys are so insecure about their size. XD
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megadriver
Well, since it's literally a dick measuring contest, I'm gonna go with an equally silly answer...
Come and find out yourself!
With that said, this exercise is pointless, since the average vagina can comfortably accommodate 3.7 to 6 inches. There are exceptions, but this is the average. So anything more is pretty much to stroke your male ego. If you consider having a donkey dick the only criteria of a real man, you're not a real man.
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DADNSCAL
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BalboSaggins
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Boojum
You use the second-person singular pronoun when referring to your penis. Does that mean you consider your penis a separate individual? Does "he" have a name?
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megadriver
Hahahahaha!
*takes hot chick home, unzips pants and whips out dick*
Meet Jonathan!
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LloydAsher
For some reason my girlfriend nicknamed my dick gazpacho. Which is a soup... I figured that she just liked the silly sounding name.
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Boojum
Could have been worse.
Given what you've said about your dimensions, she could have called it "Stubby" or "Stumpy".
Gorgonzola is a silly name too, and that would have implied that your dick-hygiene has room for improvement.
A woman christening a guy's dick "Noodle" would definitely be a male ego smackdown.
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LloydAsher
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BalboSaggins
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sillygirl77
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ElysianGod
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Dot123
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Somenormie
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BalboSaggins
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LloydAsher
Everyone just cares about length, wheres the girth section?
I got a short dick but it's also girthy too. I'd argue girth is more important than length.
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Trichfuzz