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Is it normal that I want a man that will grow spinach in his yard, make me strip and hop around like a bunny and nibble on it. afterwards we can fuck to the kangaroo song.
I would be honored to fulfill this desire with you. We would have to grow something else, like, lettuce or carrot, cause I don't like spinach.
Yes you are NORMAL now lets get you into this pretty white coat that constrains you a little bit and take you to your local mental institute so your parents can have some peace when you don't think like this anymore
This is weird of course, but I'm not going "holy shit" or anything. Food and sex completely don't mix in my mind, because to be sexy enough to be sexed, I have to feel skinny.
Anyway, hope you get the chance to have your innocent fun.