Honey toast and sausage rolls on the bus

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My Flatmate can't eat toast with her hair down if it's honey on toast.

She claims she'd contemplate killing herself if someone smeared honey toast on her neck.

She also 'knows' she's normal because she's met someone else with the same toast phobia.

Footnote: If someone got onto the bus with a sausage roll she'd go nuts. She can't handle the steam from food getting into her hair.

Verdict folks?

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Based on 44 votes (8 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Wehrmacht I eat, I don't like for my hair to get into my food. The chances for that are slim, depending on what I eat, because by hair is short. I think her problem is a rather strange one. I don't really know what to say about this.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I don't really get what you're on about but I LOVE the title. So cute :D

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  • Mastersash
    13 years ago

    crazy ass shit

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  • amili
    13 years ago

    Hahah, try peanut butter and honey yumm!!!! And who doesn't love a good sausage roll!!! Weirdo!

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  • Schythl
    13 years ago

    Two words: basket case.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    uhh as some one who never had a dad (he had sex with her an left) i guess i do have problems too but im not that fucked up to hate things like that no its not normal i would kick the shit out of her if she caught me eating a sausage roll an tried to hurt me i would fuck her day i dont care whats wrong her ):( it wont be her going to jail those police will have to stop me from hitting her with the bus's door

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Fail.

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  • PoisonFlowers
    14 years ago

    By the way - honey toast and sausage rolls are excellent! Haven't had either in ages.

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  • PoisonFlowers
    14 years ago

    Has it ever occured to you that it takes her a while to get her 'fro looking so damn perfect every day?!

    Haha :P

    Anyway...what phobia is considered "normal?" I've got a phobia of spiders and it's irrational and makes me look like a fool too, it's just that it's more common that a phobia of things getting in my hair.

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  • Jen118584
    14 years ago

    I think I might know kinda what she means, but maybe not to such an extreme. I hate it when my hair smells like food. There's a bagel shop next to my apartment and I love their bagels but I hate going there because my hair smells like cooking bacon and taylor ham when I get home. I dunno about the toast thing...that's quite weird. I can understand putting your hair up before eating something with honey, though, because honey in the hair is never good.

    I'd flip out if someone brought sausage onto a bus because I think sausage is disgusting and the smell makes me want to vom.

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  • Flabbergasm
    14 years ago

    WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM?

    steam? honey, I'd shave your head bald.

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