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Put the controller on vibrate and play Halo.

*Extra points if you use a machine gun.

First, get a packet of crisps.
Ridged, for her pleasure.

can any of you people spell?

get one of those shower heards that come off the wall!!! n yea the elecric toothbrush works but u dont really have top put nething on it, just take off the toothbrush part n ur in for a good tme

in jail they use cucumbers, put a condom on it. for twenty bucks there are some nice ones at spencers

might want to try a garden hose. maybe run some water up in there. If you do, tell me how it feels.

ask your mother she knows

I had a girlfriend that used to use the arm from a barbie doll (the shoulder end, not the hand end) to rub her clit. Watching her get herself off with that thing was probably the hottest thing i've ever seen!

Cucumber

put a condom over a brush handle or similiar object, just make sure there are no sharp edges

I use the handle of those hair/lint brush things or I hear some people say the use ice cubes and wait for them to melt.

HMM... you can try putting it in your va*ina

Use the handle of a toothbrush like colgate 360 works pretty good :p

get a rabbit

banana

cucumber

bath water spout, just lay under the flow of the water. be careful NOT to let the water go inside your pussy tho. it wont kill you but its not reccomended.

the end of a hairbrush

one of thoes vibrating toothbrushes, it dosnet have a detatchable head, and it should only be like 4 dollars. use it as a clit vibe

Whatever you use, make sure to put a condom on to protect your vag!

vacuum cleaner

Cucumber, carrot, daikon, banana, etc. if you're intend to stick it up your bum, you need something sturdy and with a flared end. I highly recommend that you get an actual toy for your bootie. I doubt that you'd want to get anything stuck up there.

Try using various sized water colour paint brushes in your peephole that will make you cum but first make sure they are spotlessly clean

I use bananas, eggplants, carrots,cucumber, bottles,brush handles,toy baseball bat or any fruits or object that I put my hands on at the given time.

What if I used a hairbrush end w/o a condom?? It's ridge was a little sharp and now I'm alittle sore ): I won't get any infections will I?? ): please be serious, becuz I need to know, don't answer my comment if ur gonna bull shit me ):

Get a dildo

while youre wearing clothes go get ur remote control & rub the part where the buttons are on on your v***** .

go to jakinworld.com and go to the womans section they might have something on that the do for men

take the bruch off an eletric tooth brush and put a bouncy ball on the end and put a condem over it

take a durm stick and shove it up their and get some loshion and rub it on your clit like cum feel good!!!!!!!

Oh and btw i am a female

I agree with elisebeth Get a candle and some matches strike the matches hard so you can smell the sulfur its a sexual turn on then light the candle and place it in you be careful not to burn yourself but slowly move it in and out letting the warm wax fall on your crotch you will cum

www.mymasturbation.com .......if this dont help use a candle ...light the wick and blow yaself into outta space