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Tired of the expense of getting a haircut twice a year, I decided to invest in a Flowbee I found used on craigslist.

I got the thing home and before I used it I wanted to clean it all up just in case the previous owner had any unsavory disease or parasites.

Upon opening the unit for cleaning, I found a mass of pubes in there!! OMG, people trimmed their pubes with a Flowbee!!

I emailed the guy about returning it due to the discovery of the hair from the old 'fro down below', and he refused.

I was thinking of taking him to small claims court, I have no chance of winning but I just want to humiliate him. I will make giant posters for exhibits A, B and C documenting the pubes clogging the machine and bring the wad of pubes also.

What the heck?? Pubes in a Flowbee...IIN??

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Well now I feel like shit! I remember the original commercial to that ridiculous thing. And what's with that kid on the box? He clearly needs to put his helmet back on.... Oh that's not nice!

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    I cut people in my familys hair lol no charge. That's pretty damn gross though, I bet they thought it was hilarious giving you their pube filled hair cutter thingy

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    Lol tired of the expense of getting a hair cut TWICE a year? How much do you pay these hair-dressers?!

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  • OswaldCobblepot
    11 years ago

    I wouldn't trust anyone who *doesn't* trim their pubes with a flowbee.

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    I'm confused. That's the first time I have ever seen the contraption "flowbee". You only cut your hair twice a year? And twice a year is expensive?

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  • Yumazing
    11 years ago

    Ahahahaha! I just cut my hair with kid scissors.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      That is hot.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    You only cut your hair twice a year? That is the strange part to me.

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    • midnatwilight
      11 years ago

      Especially the big "expense" of two haircuts a year... lol

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        I know right lol

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