Holy crap i smell wonderful

I think the smell of my own body odor is wonderful.Every morning before putting on deodorant I smell my pits.
I think they should bottle my B.O. and sell it as cologne.
Until then, I'm an Old Spice customer. I've seen Axe commercials and I know about the dangers of smelling too wonderful.

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  • reddog

    HAHA
    I have thought that my BO smells good sometimes too! I thought it was weird, and didnt think much of it. I didnt know other people thought this too!
    Maybe you should get someone to smell your BO to see if it smells good.
    I think I might try this as well, but it might creep my friends out!

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  • thewonderingfreak

    What we call B.O. is actually human scent. What causes some to like it is that person's ability to detect the pheromones which your brain and sexual bits (in some cases) like. Natural stink is even said to enhance sexual experiences simply by breathing it in

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    • nikkiclaire

      So you are saying he should fuck himself.

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      • thewonderingfreak

        uh, no. Covfefe

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  • Balls57

    my body odor is wonderful too. I never use deodorants. and I think that females are attracted to me thanks to my smell. but you won't like my smell, and I won't like yours. we have manly smell to be proud of!!

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  • wiip100

    axe is the US version of lynx, right?

    That's a wee bit selfishly put, but I see where you're coming from. I kinda get that a bit myself. You're not alone in your weirdness!

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  • liottafan473

    wow your name should be changed to narcissus

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  • spyderr

    axe smells gross

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  • thundercat

    Yep, you must be such a wonder boy.
    Either, or all, a narcissist, having olfactive hallucinations and being a kind of low intensity coprologist by proxy. And then an axe adds fan. A sheer beaut.

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    • Man, I'm just kidding. Obviously I don't think women are gonna be flocking to me because I smell horrible. All i really do is smell my pits before putting on deodorant ',:/

      also come on, nobody likes axe ads

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  • rina123

    ahahah well does everyone else think you smell wonderfull?

    jeezzz i wish i was like that, thats like being a minor super hero.... XD

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