High fiber, low morals.
I eat lots of fiber, like 6 bowls of bran cereal/day sometimes.
I'm not looking after my health.
I like to lay the most terrifyingly huge bowel movements in public toilets. They can't be flushed, if you do, the bowl overflows with water.
I get a feeling of power when I come back and see that the cubicle has been closed by the cleaners.
Sometimes they have to call plumbers.
I found out I had this ability when I was 16 after I ate a whole bunch of oats. I'm 34 now and I do it maybe 3 times a week. I have a sh*tty job (so to speak) where I'm pushed around by customers. I break toilets to let off steam basically.
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