Hi my name is juan salas

Hi, I have a few weird fetishes that I am going to list for you. I must warn you this list is pretty freaky!

I like it when a girl lets me do an Alabama Hot Pocket to her, that is when you take a poo into a girl's vaginal cavity and slosh it around with your penis, my penis is pretty small (around 3.2 cm, I am pretty embarrassed). I am still a virgin so I am yet to experience this. I also have this fetish/fantasy that everytime I talk to my crew I imagine they're beautful, elegant women getting seduced and aroused by my kindergarten pick up lines. I am also embarrassed of those. My favorite fetish is that I like defecated colons. Colonoscopies get me going big time. Just the thought of it makes me cum. My final fetish is that I dream about getting raped by a group of Elephants, Hippos, and Penguins. It makes me cry, something I do alot, and i enjoy it :)

Is this normal? Please give me feedback.