Hey, look at this!! constantly.....
My father in law is always trying to get you to 'look at this'. It's something completely retarded but he's apparently so excited about it and everyone has to check it out.
Once I was sitting there with him watching TV and he was laying down with this miniature chihuahua he had and literally every 2 seconds if the dog changed positions he was like 'hey, look'. I'm thinking, what?? What am I supposed to do or say?? What exactly is it that I'm looking at here? A fat fucking idiot with a tiny dog cuddled up by him....OH WOW, major entertainment!!
I'm not joking, it's every 2 seconds with this man, asking people to look at whatever dumb crap he's doing. I've never known anyone who did this. Most people seem to know what's worth 'looking at' and what's not, plus I've never seen someone do this so often, it could be hundreds of times in a day!! Look at this, look at that, hey look....ugggh, shove it up your ass!! You can't NOT look either because if you try to ignore him he just keeps on saying 'hey...hey....hey....look!! look!!' until you DO look.
One time when visiting he woke us all up at 4 AM to go look at a fucking wild animal outside. Annoying as fuck!! The animal was, predictably, GONE when we got over there to look. He'll also call at any and all hours to do similar shit, just talking about some dumb shit he just saw, like other wild animals...OK pal, we live nowhere near you so why would we give a FUCK that you just saw a giant deer (why would we give a fuck anyway??)?? Like we're supposed to wait for it to pass by our window, 1500 miles away....or what?? Stupid. Yeah thanks for waking up everyone in the house at 5 AM on a Saturday so you could tell us about a deer.
Is this normal?? Do you know people like this?