Help with proper wine selection?

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I don't want to make a huge social gaffe on this most important occasion, so please help me with making a proper wine selection. This will be, in a way, both the first AND the last day of my life.

See, I'm getting sentenced next week for a hefty crime and will be spending a long time behind bars. I can make one HELL of a grilled cheese with some tin foil and an iron, I'm the original "Iron Chef", literally.

So, what variety of toilet wine would go best with a prison gourmet ironed cheese sandwich?

It may seem obvious to go with the Tomato Green Bean, however... I'm really getting a strong feeling towards the Banana Raisin. What do you think?

Please help, and state your credentials with your answer, as I simply CANNOT afford to lose any street cred here.

Orange peel with a hint of Onion. 2
Banana Raisin. 9
Tomato Green Bean. 1
Fruit Punch Ketchup Twist. 12
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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago | pl

    I'd be more concerned about my anal virginity.

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  • MissyLeyneous
    11 years ago | pl

    Da fuq??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      Those questions marks believe so much in their cause that they're flying out of the comment box:O

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Classic Pruno is the only way to go as far as prison terlet wines go.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I know it's a joke question but for the sake of answering po-facedly, nearly all wine goes with nearly all cheese. Acidity of wine and saltiness of cheese are a classic combo (like salt and vinegar).

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  • Andrew256
    11 years ago

    Jelly and fruit cocktail made the best toilet wine.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Red or White or both. The final choice is up to you... NOW CHOOSE!!!!

    Oh and don't forget to accent that healthy fermented grape with the timeless candle, "Don't drop the soap!".

    Mmm, I almost forgot about the meal you should prepare! Cook to your heart's desire!

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    Ha.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Drink the ORIGINAL--MD 20/20. Available in most urban/ghetto liquor stores.

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  • Corleone
    11 years ago

    What exactly is your crime?

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  • Sig_45
    11 years ago

    I like moscato ftw! lol thank god for my freedom!

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Bubba's Chunky Chum Rum. I don't like wine.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Two Buck Chuck. You can find it at Trader Joe's. It's the perfect choice for any special occasion.

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