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Hello there, beautiful! Nice to meet you. I am Man-Ster. I know sometimes you think no one cares and nobody loves you. Well I care, goshdarn it! I love you.
I'm concerned that the institution allowed you to use sharp objects like a pen or pencil...and paper.
I see you speak French. Beautiful.
Next time you feel down just remember Man-Ster is always around! In spirit, not literally. I can't go in public or I'd be captured and studied in a lab. But if I could be there I would be. Unless someone else needed me more. Or if I was sleeping.
Why would you be captured and studied in a lab? Is Man-Ster a Mon-Ster?:( Don't worry, I'll make sure the Mob-Sters don't get you. Unless someone else needs me more. Or if I'm sleeping.
I am half man, half hamster and half Italian. My self-portrait is poor, I know, but I can't risk putting a real photo of myself on the internet! I must remain free so I can spread love and joy and dry the tears of the heartbroken.
How can you love all humanity, when all you see is bad stuff that people do.
Manster I am very farty if you know what I mean. I push all my friends away with my flatulence. Any advice? Even you wouldn't come close to me, you'd be gassed out completely!
Line your underwear with dryer sheets.
I am sorry that your friends can't bear to be around. If you get sad about it, think of me and I'll be thinking of you too!
I stayed up half the night thinking about your plight because I care. I think I have a plan.
You must fashion a personal portable exhaust apparatus. This is the basic plan and you'll have to work out the details yourself. Obtain a rigid rucksak frame, an electric exhaust fan assembly, battery and some ventilation duct (dryer hose may work). You'll also need to create an activated charcoal filter to go somewhere in the ducts, this will remove most of the smell. Hopefully the fan will draw your farts up through the duct...up, up and away quickly enough so that people can bear to be near you.
You have to catch me first!
I would not fill your belly but I can fill your heart with joy.
I see what you're doing y-you squeaksqueakhamsterperson. You're probably high in fat and the second I eat you....
BAM! This so called "joy" is actually heart clogging cholesterol that will fill my arteries! You spew love and tolerance when in reality you want to erase every single pure blooded human that's not half hamster off the entire planet! I'M ON TO YOU, MAN-STER! I'M ON TO YOU!
Which half is the Italian half? I need to know what I'm dealing with here ;P
aww manster, i love you do, and i won't let anyone capture you.
marry me?