He texts and tells me he is taking a poop.

When I text him he tells me he is taking a poop. The thing is I know he likes me. Why would he do this?

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  • UhhhOK

    He finds it hilarious.

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  • Sounds like a crappy text to get, I think any chance at a relationship just got flushed.

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    • TurtleGrandPrix

      Hmmmm, can't really tell if that was an intentional pun.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I guess he's secure with his waste and trusts you about it.

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  • thanksforthefreecar

    He's vulgar

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  • Boo!

    Maybe he is an open person?

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    My partner does the same to wind me up. He knows I find it disgusting.
    He even took a picture once and considered sending it to me. Thank God he realised that would be crossing the line.

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  • smartpatrol11

    Do you have a camera fone take a pic of your poop and send it to him

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  • disthing

    Maybe he's seeing how much you like him?

    Somebody who truly likes somebody else takes great interest in everything that person does, even if it's pooing. Did you ask how the poo went? Did you request a picture? Did you share a story of a time you had a poo? If not, he may think you're not interested at all!

    :)

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Do you ask how the poo went..awesome!

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  • GuessWho

    Does he send you pictures afterwards?

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    • BundleLoop

      Lmao, That would be awsome if he did

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  • ebonysky

    My friend does that to me too. I feel like he must be really comfortable to do this cause I doubt he does this with everybody.

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  • ccjigsaw

    because he has potty humour. I do to, it's kindof immature :D He's just being a nutcase lol

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  • alv1592

    Well hopefully he doesn't take a picture and send it to you lol. If he's open with you that's probably a good thing, even if he's open in a slightly strange way..haha

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  • fullhouse

    Relax..He's comfortable sharing such things with you..If you aren't comfortable with it then tell him

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  • Cakeytara

    I tell the one I love I need to poop? I tell everyone c: I'm trying to get people comfy with admitting they take shits, may e thats what he is doing...

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  • chatter289

    ha ha ha that is funny shit, get it get it? jk. He sounds like a funny guy and me my bf do that, but we have been together for nearly 3 years now so we have had to go through a lot of hurddles to get to the 'comfortable' zone and this guy is out in the open which means things will be so much easier and smoother i guess.

    If you want to test him say ur having a poop too and see what he says. Go on, be daring! You will do it sooner or later

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  • KrunkFu

    Haha, yeah he just has a sense of humor.. What isn't normal is making a post about it on this website...

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  • zorpoxtheconqueror

    Lol yh I did that. It's cos that person was always texting me, it got irritating. So I told her every sick thing I did or am thinking.

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