Have you lied on a story to protect your image?

Like if there's a story about picking your nose or farting, would you give a false answer to make yourself seem more refined (if male) or ladylike (if female)?

I ask this because someone (female) once told me that women don't fart. It's a blatant lie. Not only that but, six months later, when I knew her better, she giggled at me and told me she'd just farted.

This isn't specifically about women, though. Men who've answered. Have you lied about, say, success with women or the size of your penis, etc?

In short, has you (of either gender) lied about something here to maintain a certain image?

Yes 27
No 38
I've lied to *boost* my image. 13
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Comments ( 37 )
  • dom180

    If you're not comfortable answering the question truthfully then just don't answer the question :P

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    • charli.m

      This.

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    • Allistalla

      I know really? why even awnser your not forced to write in.

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  • MrDraper

    Wheres TOMMYTHECAT the bad ass ex-con, hardcore thug and prison hero for beating up pheodophiles. He deserves the award for this. Thumbs Up if you agree!

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    • tellmeimwrong

      Yeah that guy surely is a grade A dick bag. He acts like a tough guy online to escape his self hatred temporarily. Finally, someone called out this chump. What a piece of shit hiding behind a computer

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    I think I have been pretty forthcoming about my downfalls, and odd habits on here. As far as I remember, I don't think I have lied. I could be forgetting something small, but nothing major for sure.

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    • TerryVie

      *don't make a joke about dick size*
      *don't make a joke about dick size*
      *don't make a joke about dick size*

      uhm...hi keggy, how are you today? ^_^

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        Hehe, I don't believe we have discussed the length of my penis on IIN yet, so I didn't lie!

        Doing good today, and how about TerryVie?

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  • Mmmpfh

    Well... It's anonymous. So why would I need to lie?

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  • NotFloydzie

    No. But I know people who have. I don't think it's a big deal. The site is anonymous anyway.

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  • Theycallme

    YES. TOMMYTHECAT has some pretty deep self esteem issues, there is no other reason to compulsively lie to internet folks you'll never meet. What a loser lmao, that guys surely a sad little bitch.

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    • iEatZombies_

      Lies or not, I appreciate his sentiments.

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    • Corleone

      Yeah, I once had a really long discussion with him about his superiority complex.

      "It's not a complex, I AM superior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

      What a douche.

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  • why? we're all anons here anyway...

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  • No. As a matter of fact, I have done a lot to make the real me be noticed on here.
    The funny part is, people want you to be yourself on here, aslong as it runs under what they deem allowed, so in reality they only want you to be yourself if it's ok with them.

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    • iEatZombies_

      They pull that crap in real life, too.
      What's right is seldom what's popular.

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  • anti-hero

    My image is so bad what does it really matter?

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  • Wambo37

    i never lie

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  • LizardSkin

    This one time at band camp

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    • dappled

      Aww, this reminds me of a user here about a year ago called gogodeuce who always had these stories from band camp where he drank a ton of fruit punch and then either played all the wrong notes or seduced someone inappropriate or some other wacky thing happened. I miss that.

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      • LizardSkin

        Like Oh Em Gee that's sooo cute.

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        • I know, right. And when I thought about it, all the harp music played and my vision rippled as I was transported back through time to my memory.

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  • spinerbrent

    I shall not to be on the story. Nor shall I ever, you heinous dude.

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  • TerryVie

    I have not lied.

    I admit to withholding information though to "protect my image"(whatever that means -_- considering how I'm perceived here ^_^ )

    What i mean is, for example, not mentioning something in a story that happened was MY idea, or that i did something knowing a certain outcome may come of it.

    I just tell about what happened, but may omit why it came to be so. *shrug*

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  • GuessWho

    No. There's no need. I post whatever I want.
    I don't care if people on the internet hate me for it.

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  • Allistalla

    one person is a liar. lol you goon you.

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  • Redcoats

    I'll never lie on any story

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  • ㅤㅤㅤ

    Nah, of course not.

    I mean, who really cares if somebody farts or how big their dick is (which is probably microscopic, anywayz)?

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    • dom180

      Given your username, NOBODY is more anonymous here than you are! :D

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      • ㅤㅤㅤ

        Except of course someone with the username Anonymous >3

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    • bananaface

      Wow, you have such a cool name:O! I'm jealous

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      • ㅤㅤㅤ

        Why would you be jealous? You're bananaface. BANANA. FUCKING. FACE.

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        • bananaface

          You don't even have a name, though:O! But thanks haha:D

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    • Allistalla

      dude why is your user invisible!?

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      • ㅤㅤㅤ

        I'm not invisible :(

        In school, yes.

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  • Avant-Garde

    No...

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  • chewy

    Sometimes.

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