Have you faked an orgasm

Why fake it? You'll only make whoever you're with think they're doing a good job, which means they'll never know they need to do something else to get you off. The longer the lie, the more difficult it is to tell the person you've been faking it.

You basically sign your own contract of not-enjoying-sex.

Yes. But I wasn't at a relationship at the time. Midway through foreplay I had sudden regret and was too awkward to say "Umm, I changed my mind get off." So I just pretended that I came to end it and then I went home.

But I would never do it in a relationship.

No, I never orgasm but I don't see the need to fake it.

I once farted

Reminds me of that scene from "When Harry Met Sally" in the restaurant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk

yep, but i usually don't advocate doing that.

In that case, i was with a "friend with benefits" and usually i would come at least twice before he would.

I just totally wasn't in the mood that time, but since we met up for that, we still had sex. I suggested to him i may just blow him, but he wanted me to enjoy it too.(Fat chance i'll answer him truthfully about not wanting after that).
I was nowhere near close to coming, while he obviously got close already, so i faked it as kind of a "don't feel bad about yourself because i didn't climax this time"-thing.

I have faked blowing my load, but it was like the 5th time I had sex that day so she didn't question why there was no sperm inside her,
It was straight up too much sex too soon that day, I was worn out

once with my girlfriend....what? i got dead space 2 and wanted to play?

never

Today?