Have you ever talked about spongebob after having sex?

I noticed that my boyfriend and I tend to talk about weird things after sex. Frequently we end up talking about Spongebob episodes. Is this weird? I mean does anyone else talk about Spongebob after having sex?! lol

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No 14
I'm a virgin 26
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  • handsignals

    I'm squidward your the Japanese school girl.

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    • RoyRogers

      Hahahaha, that is amusing

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  • RoseIsabella

    Is there ever a bad time to talk about SpongeBob SquarePants?

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    • squirrelgirl

      Nope. Only dirty commies who hate freedom think that there is such a thing as a "bad time to talk about Spongebob".

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  • Shoefish

    I only talk about Spongebob during sex.

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  • squirrelgirl

    There are so many good Spongebob quotes that sound sexual when you take them out of context.

    "FIRMLY GRASP IT"

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    • nobody13

      All they do is BLOW, BLOW, BLOW! on their stupid whistles, and rub, rub RUB! that white stuff on their noses, and show off their gross, MISSHAPENED BODIES!!!

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      • januarycurse

        lol amazing i remember that episode too, funny how things arent dirty when we're kids :)

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    • shuggy-chan

      i prefer Invader Zim quotes

      RIDE THE PIG!!!!

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  • iEatZombies_

    Honestly, I talk about anything that I would normally talk about if there were no sexy time involved. If you try to be appropriate, it just gets awkward.
    Course, I don't recommend certain topics right after sex. I wouldn't be like "That was great sex! Hey, when's your Mom coming down to visit?"

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    • chewy

      Where have you been?

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  • modernism

    Spongebob will forever be relevant.

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  • FlyingSquid

    After sex, I'd say it's normal People talk after sex. During or before sex, not so much.

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  • ihatehippies

    Get a job

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    • Arm0se

      Get a life.

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  • nodramapromqueen

    all of the people at work do this. It makes me laugh and feel awkward at the same time.

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  • KingTermite

    I've never talked about Spongebob at all... IIN?

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    • not normal it means you didn't have a childhood

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      • KingTermite

        Or there was no Spongebob when it would have been age appropriate. Or I don't have kids around watching it.

        But your response does make it sound like you were having sex as a child. Who was it, a parent or teacher or clergy or someone else?

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        • Shackleford96

          "when it would have been age appropriate."

          I disagree with this statement.

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          • KingTermite

            That's fine. You are welcome to watch programs designed to amuse children, I don't mind at all.

            I spend most of my free time reading things like Scientific American, or MIT Technology Review, and I don't think those would be age appropriate for most of the people on this site. Not pointing at you, sir, I'm just saying.

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            • Shackleford96

              "designed to amuse children"

              I also disagree with that... That may be their primary focus, but it's not exclusive. Many cartoons have adult humor in them as well.

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        • Arm0se

          Spongebob is always appropriate, no matter what age you are!

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          • KingTermite

            Maybe if you've been rocking the ganj, otherwise... better things to do.

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            • itsnotnormal9

              You are a fucking idiot.

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        • itsnotnormal3

          You are a fucking idiot

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    • itsnotnormal3

      You are a fucking idiot

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