Have you ever had phone sex?

I am no troll and this is not a troll post. People I know have confessed to doing it at least once. It has made me wonder if it is common thing to do. Have you ever had phone sex?

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  • dirtybirdy

    No I haven't but I wouldn't doubt that some people have inserted all manner of telephones into their various orifaces.

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/81/73/362512cd556af37dbbaaeaba71daa7a8.jpg

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      • dirtybirdy

        See now, back in my day phones had cords so they didn't get lost up our asses. They also came in a variety of stimulating shapes..

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    • I once knew a dude that shoved a old boost mobile phone up his bum bum. He had to go to the hospital to get it removed. No lie I was tempted to call the number on it to see it it would ring.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Haha, you should have! If it had a vibration to it I think he would appreciated the call.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Once lol, i just found the whole thing distant and bizzare, if it was a girlfiend or something like that it'd be different but it was a girl i met on a course who'd moved to norfolk, we weren't going out but we'd done pretty much everything apart from actually having traditional sex ( translation i chickened out )

    So i was pretty surprised when she phoned me out of the blue one evening to tell me she was touching herself, it immediately put the say anything song in my head and put me on the spot, it wasn't doing anything for me so after a few mins i carried on talking to her while i did the washing up and took the recycling out XD

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I've had guys try to have "instant message sex" with me before but, me being the person I am, I only trolled them.

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  • LuxM4G

    By "phone sex" you mean a sexual conversation over the phone or actually using it as sex toy? I did had sexual conversations over the phone before.

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    • Sexual talk over the phone.

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  • Ellenna

    Yes with people I was sexually involved with and currently for $ on an adult sex line

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    • shuggy-chan

      What are you wearing, Jake from state farm?

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      • Ellenna

        That's nothing like my name and I don't tell anyone what I'm wearing unless they ring up and pay me

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        • shuggy-chan

          Do me a favor and youtube "jake, from state farm"

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          • Ellenna

            Oh now I get yr earlier post, thanks! And it's true, a fair proportion of callers do ask what I'm wearing after I've told them fairly accurately what I look like. A not very bright caller once told me not to lie about my appearance or what I was wearing because "I know all you girls do". I didn't ask him how he thought he knew that.

            I hate it when callers are whispering because their wife or gf is in the next room and one woman did grab the phone and verbally abuse me.

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      • dirtybirdy

        I just saw the new one with the Coneheads. I forgot about those sillyasses.

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        • shuggy-chan

          Well i love a woman that can inhale a hogie

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      • No homo but holy shit you are handsome.

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        • shuggy-chan

          Thanks but i'm the human, not the cat

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          • Woah I sure was fooled

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            • shuggy-chan

              Yeah sorry, i know you said no Homo sapiens

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    • sillygirl77

      Sounds like a fun job!

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      • Ellenna

        Nup, only fun very occasionally, mainly boring

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        • sillygirl77

          is it at least stress free?

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          • Ellenna

            Yeah, pretty much. and I like the flexibility of it. I don't have any set hours, I just log on from home when I feel like it and log out again when I want to and I as long as I keep the phone with me I can just get on with my normal life while I wait for calls to come in. The only disadvantage is that I can't do it if anyone else is around, I get too embarrassed, but I live alone so if someone drops in I just log out.

            I have health issues which prevent me from doing any other sort of work, so I'm quite grateful I decided to give it a try years ago as an interim measure and am still doing it.

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            • sillygirl77

              It sounds like it really meets your life needs! Glad you found it. Maybe I'll do that when I retire, but I dunno if my hubby would like it. I think it's no big deal though.

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  • MAKEYASQUIRT

    no such thing, it is called wanking to a stimulus, and I would rather wank to a porno. sad sad phone sex, or stimulation on the phone. My fantacy is fucking in the open, had a great wank off the wife out doorsonce, blew my lot every where.

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    http://www.phonelosers.org/images/phone_sex.jpg

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  • Someone I knew wanted me to. I tried but it just seemed so weird and cheesy so I ended up stopping it. Lol.

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    • green_boogers

      Awwww. Weird and cheesy is the allure of it all.

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  • sillygirl77

    Yep. It's fun :)

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  • SecretIdentity

    Yes, lots!

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  • Aries

    yes and also over a microphone for my previous gaming console . I don't know what people think of this information but I did it , I don't care and I don't regret it. I seem to see perfect reasoning behind it .

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  • Redcoats

    Once with my Nokia 3310 <3

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      The sturdiest phone ever made, i abused that thing, lost count of the times i dropped it and it never even got a scratch

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      • Redcoats

        They were mint. I dropped mine countless times, threw it against things, I even left it outside in the rain for 5 days. Indestructible.

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    • I had one of those years ago. It was virtually unbreakable. Now phones break only once when dropped. What the fuk happened technology?

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      • Redcoats

        Like everything else, everything got cheaper. We live in a throw away society and that bugs me ):

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        • My Nokia lasted for years. My iphones last about a year or too before they are unusable. It stinks that today's tech has gotten cheap but costs more

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        • dirtybirdy

          Ugh me too. I can't stand how things are made to be replaced so often. That's why I love and deeply appreciate old stuff. Stuff that someone made with their hands and took pride in making.

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          • Redcoats

            Exactly this (:

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    • dirtybirdy

      And then you shit a "brick"?

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      • Redcoats

        No actually, I got pregnant and the result was a whole lot of Nokia 3315's.

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  • green_boogers

    It's easier to play a porno video with lots of female moaning and breathing for the sound effects. Then find some soft porn pictures of prettier girls to enhance the fantasy.

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    • LuxM4G

      Each way it's unique. You have to use your imagination and also be creative when arousing your partner, I once made a random older woman cum twice.

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      • green_boogers

        Perhaps it was Ellenna. She makes young guys cum over the phone for money.

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        • LuxM4G

          I heard it before. Well, she wasn't that random, I actually knew her. Anyways, it's irrelevant. Point being, phone sex it's an healthy way to relieve the sexual stress when your far away.

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