Have you ever gotten an std?

Yes I asked it!

Gonorrhea 8
Chlamydia 29
HIV 22
Herpes 20
HPV 25
Syphilis 2
Hepatitis 2
Crabs 6
Chancroid 0
Granuloma inguinale 1
Candidiasis 4
Molluscum contagiosum 7
Trichomoniasis 3
Scabies 5
Other (Add a comment) 48
I've gotten more than one. 30
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Comments ( 51 )
  • Where's the "No" option?

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  • theytookthisone

    Gotta catch 'em all

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    • ifonlyuknew247

      That's what happens when you poke, mon.

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  • i cant choose they all sound lovely

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    • SmallFrry

      lol, funny

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  • Erm, Where is the none option? Virgin.

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  • DefinitelyNotNormal89

    Is it bad I've barely heard of any of these?!

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  • dappled

    Nope, I play nice. Although an ex-colleague worked at a GU clinic and one man came in, pulled out his penis, and green liquid poured out of it onto the floor. It smelled so foul the GU nurse vomitted and then the patient vomitted.

    Moral: wear a condom!

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    • dwe

      Green jizz - perfect for Saint Patrick's Day!!

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    • Oli

      I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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      • dappled

        My ex-colleague knew someone who threw up on the floor. It landed on the foul green stuff. And festered a little. The moral remains condom.

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    • Thats literally one of the most disgusting things I have ever read in my life.

      If I was eating anything I would have lost my appetite.

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      • dappled

        lol, and it's all true. I got told it in person and in much greater detail than I used here. It was years ago and it's still scarred on my memory.

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  • Unimportant

    I take this poll as a challenge. What title do I get, if I catch them all?
    Grand Slam STD-Winner or something...

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    • Boredbastard

      imagine, then you'll infect all your partners, each one more than the last ;D

      the last girl will have about 14 diseases.
      that'll be interesting ;D

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      • Unimportant

        That's what a true STD-Champion does, isn't it?

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        • Boredbastard

          yes, indeed.
          and for extra credit, you have sex with all the previous girls too, so all the 14 girls will have all 14 diseases.

          that's a total 196 diseases you've given, then.

          good job.

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          • Unimportant

            the only problem is, I'm gonna need a new passport and a plastic surgery to hide somewhere in the Bahamas

            Because those 14 pissed off and extremely infected ladies will try to kill me in my sleep.

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            • Think about it though, if you in fact did accomplih this well thats certainly something worth remembering.

              Nobody else could touch you when it came to bar stories thats for sure.

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  • kittenlittle

    I've had chlamydia, when I found out I was so upset, but then I found out you can get rid of it by taking anti-biotics. I'm so glad I did'nt end up with herpes or something you cant cure..

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  • Asexual ftw

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    • XxKatiexX

      Woop same!

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  • Yumazing

    I almost had the Stupid.

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  • As if someone would go out telling the whole world they had an STD.

    I had aids but I ate a fetus and it cured me.

    Shit I just told the whole world the cure for aids, FML.

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  • ALL OF THE ABOVE!

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  • iintolovethissite

    no stds for me i got checked once though and it is fcuking painfull they stickk like little needle thing down ur dick hole horrible

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    The Sexy Touchdown?

    I've seen many NFL players get this. Seems very popular amongst black males.

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  • peachlux69

    Stupid poll and poll author.

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  • No.

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  • NjKid732

    Im a virgin and only hooked up with a girl twice.

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    • averageman

      cool story bro

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  • gashlover

    yikes! plenty of people with HIV

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  • Francophile22

    My "other" is ZERO TIMES.

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  • spidercrowblaze18762

    I'll rape your mom, wheres the no option u sick bastard?!

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  • randypete

    NO

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  • Cygnusstarscream

    She gave it to me, then blamed me for giving it to her. We split after the trip to the Dr to have it taken care of.

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  • MarieDoll

    Never had one single STD. :)

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  • OnlyTheTruth

    I agree... where's the NO option...

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  • pixie_dust

    how can there be more people with HIV than people having contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea (curable) ?? I think the data is skewed.

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  • HeadOfState

    I said "Other" because I've never had an STD (that I know of). I got tested almost two months ago now, and never heard back from them.

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  • LOUi_CUDi

    ew no.

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  • POM

    NO

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  • KokoroComplex

    Yeah, the wording of the question is off if there's no "no" option... There was this Romanian exchange student at our school that gave a bunch of girls chlamydia, I think it was. The thing was, I had a crush on this Romanian exchange student my sophomore year, then there was this rumor about this exchange student that was kicked out because he was spreading STDs. Junior year, I found out it was him.. ;n;.

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    • joybird

      You do realise of course that it's not just foreigners that have chlamydia. I just heard a statistic on TV that said they reckon that one quarter of all Americans under 25 have chlamydia!!

      The silent STD as no symptoms until the women are unable to conceive.

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      • KokoroComplex

        I never said that........ he happened to be Romanian and he also happened to have chlamydia. All I'm saying is that I'm glad I didn't pursue him. He was spreading STDs to some girls around my old high school.

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        • joybird

          The same happened here when some Italians came over to work. Of course, they were all gorgeous with their tans and dark hair. However, after the squad left, there were many worried women queueing up for HIV tests. The last of them told that one of the others had HIV. Eek!!

          However, I think we should treat our locals / friends with the same healthy scepticism.

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          • KokoroComplex

            Yeah, the Romanian guy was really attractive then it was like ohhhh~ And HIV ;A;- Eughh~.

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  • Vallovesyous

    Can some one just fuck me cause im horny

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    • DiscoDuck

      No I might get the Clap!!!

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  • bumblecreek

    hepatitis is not an std. and you don't have to be sexually active to get crabs..

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    • lc1988

      hepatitis a, b, and c can all be transmitted through sex although a is usually fecal oral transmission and c is transfusion.

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