Have you ever farted on a plane before?

Just wondering, because I'm almost positive the guy sitting across from me let a silent one rip. It smelt so bad!

If I ever felt like I really had to, I would try my best to hold it back since we're all in an enclosed area.

Yes 27
No 18
No, but I know I've been a victim of someone else's. 4
Maybe..... 6
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  • dom180

    Of course I have. If I'd have to either hold for 5 hours straight or let it rip, I'd rip there and then without a second thought. If I need to fart, I never hold it back. I think if we all had that attitude, people would be less self-concious about it in the first place.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    I try not to but the sucky thing about being on planes is that it always seems to build up... I don't know if it's the air pressure difference or being stuck in that position for so long.

    I do however try to use the restroom.

    Then again if one slips out by accident... o well. Ain't like it'll kill someone else. They'll get over it. And if they don't... well that's their personal problem and they need to get over themselves fast cos the plane's not big enough to hold that kind of ego >:-)

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  • fleurdafluer

    No. My stepdad does, though. That man farts everywhere...

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader

    I chose no, but after thinking about it.. I probably have, by going to the toilet and letting it all out there :D
    Wouldn't do it in my seat, if it smelled bad it would just be awkward.

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  • karmasAbich

    Oh yeah. Not only farts. I've let some pretty big potty monsters go on the airplane while there was a line.
    It wasn't embarrassing as I was expecting it to be. i just got up, didn't flush cause I don't like wasting energy, and as i walked out I said that the plane was shitting so watch out in there. For some reason, when we landed I got hauled into the back room because they thought I put weapons of mass destruction in the toilet. One thing leads to another and im all of a sudden a threat to national security. I don't really understand, Potty monsters are smelly but gentle creatures.

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  • disthing

    Only been on a plane twice in my life, and never had to deliver a gaseous cloud whilst on board.

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  • detroitlove81

    I just traveled and i had one but i wouldnt dare let it out! On the way back, i ate a corned beef sandwich with onions which i am sure irritated people AND low and behold, the pressure mounted... yeah... i couldnt though cause the plane was small as hell so i dont think i could have gotten away with it.

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  • ^ Lmao

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  • coolio75650932

    yo momma so fat when she farted on a plane...THE FART SLAMMED AGAINST THE GROUND CAUSING THE PLANE TO CRASH INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTEN! luckely YOUR MOM WORKED AS AN AIR BAG!

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