Have you ever broken a bone?

Mine or someone else's?

As a kid I was running carrying a chair in front of me. The two front legs of the chair hit the ground bringing me to an abrupt stop and sending my upper torso on a collision course with the head of the chair. I broke my collarbone.

my toe, ouch!! >-<

I've broken my hand 2 or 3 times from punching stuff.
And I've broke my foot stepping in a pothole by some apartment stairs. I won a $8500 lawsuit for neglance of the properity owner.

A rib. Not that serious.

Fell over in the kitchen, onto my walkman which was in my pocket. Hurt like a bastard for weeks. Had a bad cough to boot.

Every time I thought it was getting better I coughed and seemed to fracture it again. Not funny.

No I've done worse

I ruptured my achillies tendon which left me unable to play football for 9 months an counting, only recently got off crutches. It's also affected me mentally so i've been getting mental and physical rehab.

On the plus side i have a cool scar that looks like a vagina.

Nose, several fingers and toes, ankle, part of my foot, fractured a growth plate, arm, part of my leg, wrist...all from my many years of gymnastics lol

I break chicken bones

No, but I twisted my ankle once, and I heard that sprain is more painful than a broken bone. Don't quote me on that.

My left elbow when I was in kindergarten or pre-k. I think it was during the weekend because, there was no school for that day. I had arrangements to go meet my friend and his mother with my mother. Everything was going well until I got the weird inclination to try seeing what would happen if I let go of the swing chains. It was so exciting, because it had a taboo aspect to it. I did it for a few times and nothing happened but I did it again right when the swing was starting to pick up in both velocity and height. I flew upwards. I was so happy because I felt like a bird, but here's where it got a little weird, I somehow made myself do a U-turn in mid-air and I flew back towards the earth. I remember seeing the shocked faces of the both moms and my friend. As I came down, the swing seat somehow got caught up on me and the force threw me down and caused me to crash forwards into the wood chips. I cried. I had no idea what was going on and to make matters worst my mother neglected to to immediately take me to the doctor. She didn't take me until her mother said that if any found out that I would be taken away. (I should have). When I did go I was absolutely terrified because no one would tell me what was going on.

As for the flying bit, Telekinesis/levitation are the explanations I can think of…

Ya know the little piggy that cried weeee all the way home? I fractured that one but, I can't remember if it was the right one or left one.

I broke my left ring finger swinging from a rope swing into a river and it healed crooked. It'll be hell trying to put an engagement ring on it -_-

I've broken 2 elbows and one wrist.

broke my arm when I was armwrestling

I have never ever ever broken a bone.