Have you ever been shat upon by a wild bird?

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It seems almost everyone I know has been pooped on by a bird! I've never been!

I've lived everywhere basically, NYC, right on the ocean in North Carolina and Georgia with all the seagulls, in the flat, tree sparse southwest, the Rocky Mountians....almost every type of landscape and region, urban and rural. Plus I've traveled all over as well. Never once have I been shat on by a bird!!

What about you?? Have you been so lucky?

Yes, I have! 37
No, thankfully! 27
I'm not sure if it was bird poop or something else,so possibly. 4
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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    i used to walk to school and on the way i would sometimes run my hand along fences. there was bird shit on one and i didnt know, a finger went in my mouth. i still can remember the taste. So no i've only eaten it

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      To OP

      No but I have power dumped in my shorts before

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      Can you tell us what it was like? I'm imagining ammonia and dirt mixed with paint.

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      • [Old Memory]
        13 years ago

        well..chalky with a mouth puckering astringency and a bitter base note

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  • timebobbu
    13 years ago

    those flying rats respect not to go about player hatin' on my pizazz

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  • What'sMyName?
    13 years ago

    Shat upon lol

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  • howaminotmyself
    13 years ago

    Nope, only tame birds.

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  • sega31098
    10 years ago

    I've never been pooped on by a bird. However, bird poop has landed close to me before.

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  • Caity21Lifee
    10 years ago

    My mom was... shat on. o_o idk nby which bird thoo.
    kthxbye

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    12 years ago

    I will admit, I was shat upon (not by a wild bird) but a bird nonetheless.

    I was taking an innocent bike ride through the city, then a bird lifted up, released the feces onto my shirt, thus causing me to swerve into traffic and then die.

    Just kidding. Actually I was take a non-innocent bike ride through the city, and then an innocent bird took a shit and hit my shirt as I was riding beneath the trees.

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  • Lynxikat
    12 years ago

    No, but I saw my friend kind of sort of did. A bird shat right next to her and it got on her jacket when we were eating lunch outside.

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  • catywompus
    12 years ago

    Once on my shoulder while walking down a wooded path, and more recently while riding my bike. I felt such a sting on the top of my thigh. That shit hit me so hard!

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  • theinsecurekiwi
    12 years ago

    I'm pretty sure I've been peed on by a humingbird.

    Because I'm coollike that.

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  • imacomputer
    13 years ago

    i sat in bird poop in jr. high gym class. (outdoors)

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I havent but I came very close to it happening.

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  • KeyboardSolo
    13 years ago

    Nope. I'm not even sure I've seen a bird shit AT ALL. If it weren't for others telling me that the birds did it I'd assume those weird white splotches were naturally occurring phenomena.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Yes, by a pigeon from a great height. It amused my friend so much he still talks about it today.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Only once when I was a kid, but it was my fault because I threw my jacket on the pigeon in the first place.

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