Have you ever been accidentally attracted to an old man?

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I was riding along in the car one day with my mom and there was what I thought was a hot young guy walking on the sidewalk. Once we got past him, I was shocked to find out it was an ugly old man!

From the back, he looked like he was walking with a swagger, but it turns out it was a limp! It looked like his pants were a bit sagged, but really it was just because he had a case of the "disappearing old man butt". His clothes looked like he was rocking a cool military style, but it turned out he was just wearing the typical drab green old folks uniform. What I thought was a sweet trucker cap was just a cheapo free hat from a local business.

I felt so stupid! I had almost yelled 'hey sexy!' out the window as we passed, thank goodness I didn't!

Has this happened to you?? IIN?

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    My English teacher once told a story about being in holiday in Capri and walking behind two women with long blonde hair. He put a spring in his step and caught up to them to discover they were both in their eighties.

    As for old men, nope, never happened to me but it's happened the other way around. An old man at the back of a night bus was doing a very bad thing and leering at me. We were the only two on the top deck and he was just out of range of the security cameras. Almost as uncomfortable as the time the taxi driver did while he was taxiing me somewhere. I become gaynip when I take public transport.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Haha this is so lols.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    only has with women

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I often find myself attracted to older women, but it is no accident.... I used to have crushes on these old rockers: Alice Cooper, Dee Snider, etc... It's normal, but it makes me wonder how he would've reacted had you called him "sexy".

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    • dom180
      11 years ago

      Wow, don't tell me you also like Alice Cooper! :D I like your music taste even more, if you do :) I went to see him in concert a few months ago; his live show is really impressive. It's like theatre, and his voice and energy is fantastic especially considering his age.

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  • Elle93
    11 years ago

    Yesss!!! That has happened to me before except I'm actually attracted to Larry David. If you don't know who he is he is the writter of Steinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Old Jewish balding guy but fucking sexy as hell! Google him!

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