Hating babies?

Well, everytime I see one of 5 mexican kids running around and possibly tripping over me in the grocery store I want to spank all of them and then punch their parents in the face. But, I know you wouldn't actually slap a baby because they're crying - but yeah, the sound is annoying especially when you haven't had a child of your own.

^ My toddler beats your toddler up and than steals his country and rounds up his Jews.

I'm not a fan of babies or small children. I don't want to hurt them but I'm the last person who is like "oooh look at the baby,I wanna hold the baby." There have been a couple of times getting on the city bus a girl will be struggling with a baby and stroller. I'll help her with the stroller but I refuse to touch a baby. Funny thing is that I have a son who is 14 and I love him more than anything. When he was small it was OK because he's mine but I am glad he is older and we have a lot more fun. he doesn't shit and drool all over, he doesn't cry, he can go do things without me and ask for what he needs instead of screaming like a wounded animal. I don't think it's normal to want to punch them, but they are not likable creatures in my opinion.

Yes its normal. Well, just don't punch it in the face but make fun of it and call it names in a cute manner so they won't try. Yes, you can say stuff like "Your momma is a whore" or "WHos an ugly baby" and they will usually laugh WITH you if you do it in a cute manner.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! ME TOO!!! I hate them!
I pinch them and poke them..
Jesus.

Nah... you're not normal, you're more like a wannabe child abuser! I strongly recommend you to not have any babies.

At first I never hated kids and I've always wanted a child but now I changed my mind.

*sigh* stop that. my toddler doesn't keep any jews...that i know of, anyway.

Oh,Eva. You're such a weirdo. I have the greatest toddler of all :) Even YOU wouldn't be able to resist her.

I'm the same way. Babies annoy the shit out of me. Toddlers moreso though.

Stomp a fetus save a tree.

i baby is a restric of freedom, it is a burden. i do not see myself why anyone would want a baby, with its piercing screams, its constant 'needs' the time it takes up. i disagree with anything that restricts freedom, babies, marriage, family.

AMEN MAN! dude, i know everyone on here will probably want to kill me, but i have to say it; FUCK BABIES! seriously, all they seem to do is drain happiness, energy, joy, (and money) from the poor mothers. i wouldn't ever physically hurt one, but that doesn't mean i can't wish/think bad stuff....

yeah i get it, its a horrible sound and if it aint your kid its even more annoying. In my opinion its ok to think, as long as you never act on it!

I can't stand babies either, and few things are more irritating to me than crying babies.

I eat babies for breakfast.

THEN dont have babies!i cryed when i herd this story

Christoph, enjoy a lifetime of solitude.

What's with all these stupidass "I hate babies" stories lately? Just read the existing stories on the subject, determine your personal normalcy or lack thereof, and move on.

no this aint normal, how could you even ask if this is normal or not... its sick that you want to do that. go get help, i think you need it. and dont ever have babies if you feel that way!!!!!!!!!