Has anyone tried jenkem/nutmeg? which one should i try first?

Fucking gross dude.

I thought you did nutmeg if you were in prison at Christmas?

I've heard jenkem gives you a shitty high.

None, and you'd have to be fucking stupid to try them out.

How about no

You need to sort out whatever it is that makes you not value your life. Good luck x

Where's the answer for "I tried nutmeg, it sucks, don't do it"? I don't know what jenkem is but nutmeg tastes disgusting. You have to eat a large amount to get high and will probably taste it again when you puke. The high doesn't start for a couple hours and is similar to crappy weed with more closed eye visuals that look like a grid. It felt like I was falling and I was still a bit high the next day although I was also sick and constipated.

Obviously, do nutmeg if your going to do one of these as it isn't fucking human feces. The high from nutmeg can be decent if you don't overdo it. Just start with like 5 grams or so, it can be kind of shitty but it's just kind of like being high and drunk and maybe sort of tripping a little. It can last like 3 days though and sometimes you can basically trip balls for days which can get scary and weird after a while very, very easily. Be careful with it, but obviously it's way better than fucking human excrement.

As far as legal drugs, if I were you I'd use DXM or morning glory seeds. Both of those are totally legit and don't come with any particularly bad side effects beyond anything else really. Just be careful with any of that stuff though, be careful with drugs in general, don't be an idiot about it

you can also try morning glory seeds of you want a good trip

I'd recommend doing neither, but if you're going to do one, for god's sake pick the one that's not fermented feces and urine! If you're so desperate to get high that you'd consider inhaling fermented shit and piss, you've got some issues.

Yes, i've tried nutmeg, and it didn't do anything whatsoever. I ate the recommended dosage of nutmeg ( twice, on different days) and it did absolutely nothing. The second time after not experiencing any effects, i decided to smoke some and snort some, still nothing. I would not recommend nutmeg, as the only sure way to probably hallucinate from it is to poison yourself with it, and come closer to a toxic dose.
I've heard of jenkem from my high school english teacher, who said it makes your mouth/breath smell like ass for days. So I wouldn't recommend that.

Just get some shrooms, they naturally grow from the ground (for no long term side effects and little short term, mostly nausea which can be prevented with weed or an OTC pill), and were placed on the earth for us to enjoy some introspective and mind expanding time with. I had the absolute best day of my life on shrooms and also hallucinated like a mofo.

I've never heard of jenkem. Nutmeg, I believe, in certain amounts, can be dangerous.

Nutmeg made me sleep for three days. It is extremely sedative. Make sure you can just sleep for three days. I didn't think it was any fun. Jenkem is something i would never try, I don't care how good it is. Just no. I think both of these are shitty highs.

To the person who said pick mushrooms, yes, you can learn how to pick them, but they do not grow in most parts of the world. I live in a place where they do grow, and you look for these four things: hollow stem, turns turquoise when blue, skirt around the stalk, and golden nipple on top. No other mushroom has all four of these things, so you can't get it wrong and need no training. Still, I'd do some reading and look at pics.