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Hi. I'm Fred, the new kid. Has anyone mentioned female farting as a real turn on? Well, that's my thing. I love to hear a woman fart. I mean a real loud one! Right close to my face is even better. The smell? I love the smell, and the comforting sensation of that warm air rising up my flared nostrils. Ahhh . . . It smells like victory. Is this normal?
There may be few but no one shall discuss it. And yes write have instead of has (Grammar) in your heading.
My friend who works on the phone sex line tells me that in quite a few years she's only ever had one call from a man who wanted her to fart near the phone ...... and although she's usually a talented and smelly farter, she found she couldn't do it to order so he hung up in disgust!
She does get a few calls from men into piss games and occasionally poo games, but only ever one call wanting her to fart as a turnon.
I'm pretty sure you're alone on this one, I doubt if the gents here appreciate the thought of a woman letting foul smelling farts rip. Women farting is something that is never discussed we know it happens but nobody speaks about it just like pooping.