Happy australia day ya boguns

Happy Australia day ya boguns

Fire up them BBQ's! Get pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Root ya bitch, be a trensetter

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    *throws another barbie doll onto a shrimp*

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    • See its funny cause, there is no Australian I have seen or herd of that would cook shrimp on a bbq. Also what we call shrimp are not what other countries have. What we have as "shrimp" are tiny fresh water maggot looking things with long skinny little nippers. We don't eat them, we use them as bait, you would need probably 50 for just one mouthful

      Bit of 101 on bbq for ya

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        that was the wordin in the ad campaign in the 80s

        paul hogan wouldnt look cool with a sautee pan

        also im well aware its prawns in oz

        mebbe yall could celebrate by goin to outback steakhouse

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        • Outback steakhouse sounds good

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      • mauzi

        The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

        Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

        If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

        Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

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        • Maybe what they say about Hitler is wrong

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        • Then where the fuck am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • mauzi

            parallel universe, where the whole earth is really just australia

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            • Is there someone I can ring for you? A family member, a DOCTOR?

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  • itsamistake

    The correct term is bogan, and NO not all us Aussies are bogans, thank fuck for that.

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  • LloydAsher

    History began July 4, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

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    • LloydAsher

      It’s a parks and recreations quote. Jeez Internet

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      • Holzman_67

        One should never quote parcks and wreckreations in public

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      • charli.m

        ...again...what does that have to do with the post?

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        • LloydAsher

          Just a Nice social commentary about American centrism.

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          • Mcamerica

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          • charli.m

            Smh.

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    • McBean

      History continued on January 26, 1788. Who the fuck would want to live in the Northern Hemisphere?

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      • exactly! Tornado's no thanks, minus 0 degrees weather no thanks, f*cking bears no thanks, Canadians no thanks lol, ghetto trash gangbangers no thanks. Dudes, we have rodney rude and that thor guy..... Well ya can have thor, he shits me

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      • LloydAsher

        Only 88% of the human population.

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        • Bastards the lot of them ☺

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          • Stuff everyone over the equator. I hope ya freeze to death :)

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    • charli.m

      ...what does that have to do with the post?

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  • chuy

    G-Day to you mate! 😁

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    • G'day

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  • charli.m

    Bogans.

    Meh.

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  • Let’s pull some birds.

    Protect ya face!

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    • Maybe its the hot sun, maybe its the beer, but I don't seem to understand you sir? No low flying birds but still smart to wear a hat n sun block.

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      • I don’ geeve a fuck about tha missile mate.

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  • megadriver

    Let's get pissed and race V8 utes XD

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      lasta the v8 interceptors!

      a piecea history

      woulda been a shameta blow it up mate

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    • Well, I got pissed, yelled at a neighbors dog, cranked AC DC, Pissed off other neighbors, went swimming and woke up with an awesome hangover thanks to old mate mr cooper.

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    • It's the Auzzie way mate. Would be disrespectful no to.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    so what is bogun or bogan?

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    • Most Australians, well my neighbor anyway and his stupid loud barking mutts.

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  • Nice how all you cunts reply "Happy auzzie day, lov ya" NO all ya do is fucking winge like little girls.

    Fucking destroyed my day with ya bad attitude, ffs

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    • charli.m

      Diddums. How precious.

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      • Bloody downers mate :)

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        • charli.m

          You'll live.

          Happy Genocide Day.

          Happy now?

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          • Better.

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  • Ellenna

    I do not celebrate australia day: what other country celebrates the day it was invaded, which was the beginning of genocide, dispossession, stolen children, rape and attempted cultural obliteration of the First Nations people.

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    • McBean

      In England, Australia Day is good riddance day.

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      • Well, ya couldn't of sent us to a better place. Your loss our gain.

        While you are sitting there trying to thaw the ice of ya dick hairs, I'm nice and warm at the beach. Life evens out in the end.

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    • PS. Pretty sure if you research America you will find a day they have.

      Don't I remember something about Indians, rape, and stolen land??????? Americans probably call it Halloween lol.

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    • Yea I don't think you get it! Or you are one of them Aboriginals that have this entitled way of thinking And want everything handed to ya but ya won't pull out ya finger and do one days work. We give ya everything. We give ya housing that ya trash, we give ya our hard earned tax money that ya piss away on drugs and alcohol, we feed you we cloth you, we give you back lots and lots of land (I would love land, I was born here too) our government apologizes on behalf of all australia, you guys get more money from centrelink then any white person, I mean ya even get payed to do yo homework for incentive cause ya a lazy bunch of animals.

      I didn't rape or kill anyone! My parents didn't, my parents - parents didn't, so on so on, what I can't have fun? I work hard, I don't sit around sniffing petrol, so I earned my fun Australia day!!

      Do you history! The stolen children were not stolen. The so called "stolen children" where only taken if they had both white and black in them. And why can't the child go with the father or wateva? They were half white to ya know. They (the people whom took the children) just tried to teach them a white culture, and why not. The Aborigine x white people went to live with nice little old christian ladies. Could have been worse.

      Its life darling! The Alpha wins! But all you do is stamp ya feet and have a tantrum everytime a white person has fun. STOP living in the past! Shit happens. You weren't there, I wasn't there, so it's not really our business.

      God dam downer!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Nikclaire

    Only a bogan, would spell bogan, bogun.

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    • Ahhh winge winge farking winge. pretty pathetic dude.

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      • Nikclaire

        No ma'am, you got all kinds of words wrong if this is your post.

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        • And?

          I'm not putting a gun to your head and making you read this! Feel free to wonder off to youtube and teach everyone about spelling and grammar.

          I don't care. going around to comments just to tell them about spelling mistakes is the most pathetic thing you can do. It's what 12 year old's go to do on youtube "bla bla, it's not your, it's you're. bla bla, ya didn't use a capital, bla bla, you spelt bogan wrong". See pretty pathetic.

          Look This isn't a job resume or a spelling test, it also has nothing to do with the post.

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