Guys, would you find this annoying?
I have a COMPULSION to climb my boyfriend like a whacked out spider monkey on a jungle gym. Do I want to take that perfectly fine seat next to him in the couch? Fuck no, I'd rather curl up in his lap. Would I like to stretch my legs and go for a walk? Absolutely not, I'll take a piggy back ride, thanks.
I don't know if it's sexual thing or a comfort thing, but it is arousing to know that he's bigger than me and stronger than me and can tote me around.
I would find it oppressive if someone was sitting in me all the time. He says he doesn't mind one bit, but sometimes, I swear I can hear a barely audible sigh escape his lips when I wrap my arms and legs around him like a baby koala bear while he's tryin to play some freaking call of duty.
Respect the fortress of solitude, or I'm getting the pepper spray | 5 | |
I'm ok with it, as long as I initiate it | 7 | |
Don't give a fuck | 4 | |
I love it, but not when I'm occupied | 17 | |
Get over here, you adorable little piggy! | 8 |