Guys, would you find this annoying?

I have a COMPULSION to climb my boyfriend like a whacked out spider monkey on a jungle gym. Do I want to take that perfectly fine seat next to him in the couch? Fuck no, I'd rather curl up in his lap. Would I like to stretch my legs and go for a walk? Absolutely not, I'll take a piggy back ride, thanks.

I don't know if it's sexual thing or a comfort thing, but it is arousing to know that he's bigger than me and stronger than me and can tote me around.

I would find it oppressive if someone was sitting in me all the time. He says he doesn't mind one bit, but sometimes, I swear I can hear a barely audible sigh escape his lips when I wrap my arms and legs around him like a baby koala bear while he's tryin to play some freaking call of duty.

Respect the fortress of solitude, or I'm getting the pepper spray 5
I'm ok with it, as long as I initiate it 7
Don't give a fuck 4
I love it, but not when I'm occupied 17
Get over here, you adorable little piggy! 8
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Comments ( 9 )
  • alextsang08

    Do it naked, and that sigh won't happen again.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Marry me? haha

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  • GinaHead

    Annoying when I'm not into it. It makes me claustrophobic when I'm not in the mood. When it's time to be cuddly I love it when she's on me. My current girlfriend can predict when I'll be into it and when I won't. I like that about her. My ex was too clingy and I hated that shit. Another reason why she's an 'ex'.

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  • (s)aint

    I'm like that too, the positive responses made me happy xD

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  • It seems far better than the opposite extreme.

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  • Jaydods39

    Pretty hot.... but not when walking outside all the time

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  • ChaoticBunny

    Are you by any chance, a chimp?

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    • I'm not THAT smart.

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      • ChaoticBunny

        Aww. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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