Guys: is it normal to talk to your penis before sex?

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Before I know I am gonna get some sex, I excuse myself to some place private (bathroom, empty room) whip out my member and give him some words of encouragement. Like "You gonna get some puss puss son!" or "You can easily last 5 minutes this time!" and the like.... is this normal?

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Based on 27 votes (12 yes)
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  • Thereisnogod
    12 years ago

    I usually rest mine on the sink and allow time for a few dick pushups before puss puss.

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  • ItDuzzy
    12 years ago

    Lol, troll.

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  • Sweetz
    12 years ago

    Hahaha xD

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  • daydreamer394
    8 years ago

    This reminds me of The InBetweeners.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Lol!

    "Hey Penis, you know what time it is? It's time for sex!!!"

    "Oh Stick, you know that your skin is really smooth? I hear chicks dig that."

    "Dick, did you pay the water bill like you said you would?"

    "Peter... Have you been seeing my girlfriend behind my back?"

    "Mr. Dingdong, long time no see!"

    "Yo Willy! You want some pop?"

    "Rocket... You aren't ready go off into space. I'm so sorry. I know it was your dream but you know, doctors orders..."

    "Wood, I need you to go pick up some groceries"

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  • SomeWierdos
    11 years ago

    I tend to give mine a pep talk to, whip it out, few words of encouragement and the stick it in there... if it's good i don't slap it against her face later ;)

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