Guys: how big are you?

Please don't make this into a does size matter discussion. Btw: average is like 5-6 inches.

I'm tiny, women don't feel a thing... 37
I'm below average, but I've had no complaints 70
I would say I'm average 332
Slightly above average 272
Porn star big. 57
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Comments ( 29 )
  • gummy_jr

    If I spin around fast enough I can fly away like a helicopter.

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    • Avant-Garde

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7RAPc2vg-A

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      • VirgilManly

        That's my drone penis out on a bootie-call.

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      • gummy_jr

        Yes

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  • (.)(.)boobies

    It's large enough that I use it as a third leg in kickboxing matches.

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  • KeepsakeDoll

    On full moons, I grow one that becomes 12 inches.

    On regular days it shrivels up, dies, then falls off.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Were-dick

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      • Avant-Garde

        Don't forget your penis-bane!

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  • Dot123

    1 inch soft but 8 inches hard.

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  • Obblop

    I have met girls whose clit was longer then Phred, that nubbin that is slightly bigger than a well-endowed zit.

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  • *Penis joke

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  • Bobblahblah

    I'm 5'9". About 170lbs

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  • RapidlyRotatingPanda

    The women who leave the bedroom with their pelvis in one solid piece are the lucky few.

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  • neversaynotopanda

    Pfft, we pandas have no interest in such things, and I'm not just saying that because I'm small

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    5.5 long if you just put the ruler there but bone pressed it is 7.25 and I'm 5.75 around like a toilet paper tube but slightly longer.

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  • Aroura77

    not me, but my bf is about 7-8 inches...

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  • LizardSkin

    Club seals with it.

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  • Johnnytherat

    a.k.a long dick jones

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    • RapidlyRotatingPanda

      True that

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  • thegypsysailor

    They don't call me draggin for nothin.

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    • Avant-Garde

      If it ever starts to puff smoke and breath out flame, kindly direct it to your nearest health care professional.

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  • Tommythecat.

    *grins

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  • jgj

    7.375 (almost 7 1/2) bone pressed. 7+ inches non bone pressed. I'm skinny.

    about 5 - 5.1 inches in girth... Really wish I had more girth.

    Loose ass pussies I can stick an extra 2 fingers in fucking no problem with my dick in there.

    That's normally not the case but 5.1 inches in girth sucks... About average.

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  • MyPenisIsMyOnlyAsset

    So many lies in the comments... I'm about 8 and a half, which I'm aware is ridiculously big. However I rate myself like a 6/10 on appearance so that kinda compensates lol.

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  • woodchuckgra

    I'm about 10 inches but I have gained weight so to me it seems my thing is smaller. I know t is not but you know how the brain works. What is logical is not what our brain tells us. But I am a gay man and penis size means nothing to me, atypical amongst gays I think. I really like what is attached to the penis. Nerdy guy with red hair,big teeth, and pale skin could have a 5 incher and I would go down like my life depended on it...lol

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  • firelover

    It depends on how excited I am if I am masterbating and I just get a little excited I tend to be average about 6 inches if I am having sex or if matches are used and involved in foreplay or sex or near my cock I can reach 6.5 to 7

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    • Ellenna

      Matches? As in little bits of wood with a flame on the end? Used how?

      Sounds kinky so therefore I'm interested

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  • TheTwerkinator

    So large it violates 16 zoning laws :o

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  • Johnnytherat

    they call me johhnytherat but in san fran they call me long dick jones

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